The 3:00 Parade

[Chester&Hester Enthusiast]

Ok, I've heard many people complain about guests asking this question. But lets view this in the eyes of a CM. The CM cannot be rude so here is the best way to answer the question "What time does the 3:00 parade start?" if you are a CM.

"Well, the parade does start on time, and you should get there around 2:30 to get a really good place."

There you have it. The best way to answer a stupid question and keep the magic alive for the guest who asked it. Ok, so I'm bored...sue me. lol!

-Jake

PS-
Any CMs wanna post stupid questions you've been asked an how you responded?, I'd love to hear!

 

[mkt]

GUEST- "Where's the Toilet?"

ME- "You mean it's not in the bathroom?"

 

[Becky]

Maybe the restroom, but I have never seen a tub or shower in a restroom at Walt Disney World so I guess it is not in the Bathroom.:lol:

If the parade is starting on Main St. and the guest is in Frontieer Land they are probably asking (but not wording it correctly) "what time does the parade get here"?

The answer of course is that the Tapestry of Off Kilter Parade gets here when they make the third CD.

 

[Tramp]

...I can never 'rest' in the restroom...too much friggin' noise with all that flushing...and other ungodly noises!:hurl:

 

[AliciaLuvzDizne]

Originally posted by Tramp
...I can never 'rest' in the restroom...too much friggin' noise with all that flushing...and other ungodly noises!:hurl:

EEEeeeeww!!

 

[Invero]

From the Epcot monorail platform: "Excuse me... how do we get back to Disney world?"