Dollywood
I like where you’re going with this. Improve specific areas like dark rides and restaurants and water park. Make it a greater draw for families, and turn the resort into a true two-day destination. Dollywood has the best potential for “Disneyfying,” so go that route? I’ll defer to you and
@AceAstro to spearhead this project.
Morey’s Piers
Most of my thoughts have gone here. Regarding ownership, everything on the 3 piers (Adventure Pier, Mariner’s Landing, Seaside Pier) belongs to Morey’s, including the rides. The Wildwood Boardwalk is public space like a mall, owned by countless entities. The boardwalk boasts that boundless jumbled-together energy. That extends into the town of Wildwood, which is filled with 50s-era “Doo Wop” architecture – neon starburst motels, plastic palm trees, generally a down-market Rat Pack vibe.
I agree on a dedicated Morey’s resort hotel, to be located on purchased property near the central Mariner’s Landing. Call it Morey’s Doo Wop Hotel, and embrace that mid-century aesthetic. Make it upscale while still fun, using elements from Miami’s Fontainbleau, things like a lounge with glass windows looking into the underwater pools, things like that.
As for the piers, currently I propose a massive rebranding of all three. Remake them in the style of an 1890s-1920s seaside trolley park, with energetic Victorian ambiance to serve as a contrast to the contemporary frenzy of Wildwood. The great seaside parks like Luna Park are all gone now, and a historic-yet-modern revitalization I suspect would appeal to Wildwood’s multi-state tourist clientele.
The 3 piers will rebrand with inspiration from Coney’s long-gone 3 amusement parks: Luna Pier, Dream Pier, Steeplechase Pier. Worthwhile existing attractions like The Great White or the Giant Wheel remain, redecorated for the new style. Worse rides like the Vekoma SLC can be replaced. Let’s take inspiration from past Coney rides – e.g., in Steeplechase Pier we could recreate a vintage steeplechase coaster as a launched racing motorbike coaster. Do a full-on modernized Tunnel of Love. A switchback railway coaster.
Lastly, the 3 piers are separated by ¼ mile of boardwalk each. Presently, Wildwood’s Tramcar provides up-charge transportation. Or you can walk. I propose we build a gondola ride connecting the 3 piers from their outer edges, one gliding over the massive beach, as an alternate way to connect the piers so the boardwalk doesn’t shatter the vibe we’re creating.
Kennywood
Agreed with your assessment that they don’t need a resort. Agreed on reutilizing the parking area as park expansion with an improved entrance and a new headliner. What to theme is all to? What to base it on? Kennywood is the best-preserved historical trolley park still operating, and while it’s logical to continue in that vein (much like my Morey’s proposal), I cannot think of any inland trolley park elements which Kennywood doesn’t already boast. We might need a different but complimentary approach. Their recent additions have been small self-contained lands with themes like Thomas the Tank Engine or the Pittsburgh Steelers. Something else with local Pittsburgh appeal could work, perhaps something tying into the region’s industrial steel history. I’m not yet sure what that could be… Also, our expansion pad would be along a mountain slope. We’ll want things like escalators and funiculars to ease guest traffic.
Additionally, it would be good to up Kennywood’s food game. They have some unique and delicious midway snacks (like their loaded fry stand!) but no noteworthy restaurants. (BTW, Morey’s Piers don’t do food at all. The boardwalk fulfills that need.)
Lagoon
Yeah, they’re basically Blue Sky. Broadly speaking, our focus could be on creating a single immersive land (either from scratch or from existing attractions) which could redefine what Lagoon is and set the direction for future developments.
I’ve looked into local Utah legends. Lagoon’s new(ish) Cannibal coaster seems to be inspired by Alferd Packer, a 19th century Utah maneater who inspired
Cannibal: The Musical. Following that dark route, we could make other extreme coasters with like local Native American themes and names like Skinwalker or Wendigo. That’s not very family-friendly however, and for the local Salt Lake audiences I think focusing on family attractions is a better route.
What if we created something which is largely indoors? Something which could be open during Utah’s harsh winters when the rest of Lagoon shuts down? That could inform our creative decisions.
@kmbmw777, you mentioned a Greek Myth class. What about a theme like that? If not that, then perhaps Arthurian legend or dinosaurs or…other IP-free concepts with broad, universal, child-friendly appeal?