Summarize an attraction whimsically

[EpcotMark]

Take a ride or show and describe it whimsically.

For instance:

Spaceship Earth:

Ride vehicle winds its way up past talking robots, then descends while watching your partner's bouncing head in weird Jetson cartoon.


Universe of Energy:

Church benches move by large video screen, then past Lady Elaine Fairchild being chased by large snake monster.


The Seas:

Nemo dad loses son again while real dad in clam wonders where his own 5th child is who didn't fit in his own clam.


Kali River Rapids: Spinny circle raft drifts down water rapids while sun stroked teenage boys enjoy watching girlfriends' clothes get wet.

 

[networkpro]

Na'vi River Journey

Guests get lost in a wicker maze for hours before finding a quick way out via a short raft ride through a 60's inspired drug dream.

 

[Gitson Shiggles]

Mission: Space - Orange Mission
Feel the sensation of your favorite morbidly obese relative sitting on your chest and pressing a pretty button two times, while staring at small screen of animated space rocks.

 

[TwilightZone]

Journey into imagination with figment
Go on the worst drug trip you have ever taken, without the need of using a single drug!

 

[EpcotMark]

Love 'em. Keep it coming.

 

[Gitson Shiggles]

Liberty Square Riverboat - Take a trip at a leisurely pace on a facsimile boat type that was prone to historic catastrophic failures, as you choose from four decks to obtain your glowing Florida sunburn.

 

["El Gran Magnifico"]

Carousel of Progress

Learn about the latest, cutting edge technological advancements.....and impress your friends.

 

[Gitson Shiggles]

Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover

Embark on a 10-minute tour of Tomorrowland’s ongoing identity crisis.

 

[TwilightZone]

Sounds Dangerous starring Drew Carry

Total darkness, with Drew Carry!

 

[mf1972]

stitch’s great escape. follow the adventures of a mischievous blue alien where guests feel like they can’t escape this attraction 2 minutes into it

 

[CraftyFox]

Seven Dwarves Mine Train:
You gleefully fall down a mountainside on a swing set while a homicidal maniac goes around poisoning apples.

The Haunted Mansion:
After breaking into a mansion, the voices in your head narrate your terrific tour of breaking and entering.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

It's a small world..
Kewpie dolls that sing the song that never ends.

Navi River Journey
Living with the land: Pandora edition

Pirates of the Caribbean
A ride that got destroyed by politically correctness and Johnny Depp.

The Barnstormer
A Zamperla roller skater coaster for kids that has better theming compared to any used in any Six Flags park.

The Tomorrowland Transit Authority people-mover
Hey Disneyland feel jealous now?

 

[thumper]

Living with The Land - a leisurely pontoon boat ride that allows you to look at the fruits and veggies that will never closely resemble what comes out of your own garden at home.

 

[Tick Tock]

The Monorail - Become fluent in Spanish on any subject relating to doors, and how to stand clear of them, in under 5-minutes.

 

[EOD K9]

I’m just going to give blanket like for posts 1-14.

Gran Fiesta Tour - Take a whimisical ride on a boat with Donald and two other amigos while visiting the Mexican version of Small World. After you dismembark, you’ll scratch you head swearing you remember the ride being about Mexico and more educational.

 

[thumper]

Swiss Family Treehouse - a simple way to earn at least 10 stairs climbed on your FitBit while listening to some catchy organ music