Studyland

[Captain Hank]

Ok, I'm stalling and procrastinating because I don't want to study for finals next week :hammer: . I got the idea to create a promotional poster for the most magical place on Earth: Studyland! Because I enjoy working with Word, and I've downloaded a whole bunch of Disney park fonts, I decided to make up fictional attractions. Here's what I've got so far:

Explore new frontiers of frustration on Mission: Stress

Experience the excitement of Big Brain Fart Mountain

Thrill to Indiana Jones and the Lab Practical of Doom

Can you survive the Twilight Zone Exam Grade of Terror

Will you fail the test of the Extraterrorestrial Professor Encounter

Ok, I've got enough room for one more attraction, and I've got a Haunted Mansion font that I'm itching to use. However, I can't think of anything witty. Any thoughts?

 

[Slipknot]

Haunted mansion... History class...

 

[xfkirsten]

My favorite Disney-inspired study song (lyrics by me... you can can probably guess the tune!)

"Procraaaaaaaaaaaaastination
Procraaaaaaaaaaaaaaastination
A book can be a book unread...
When you turn on TV instead!"

(reading that, it probably makes sense that "C is for Cookie" is my second favorite study song :lookaroun )

*goes back to putting off starting her 30-page term paper on killer whale hunting behavior*