Californian Elitist
Well-Known Member
All my worst fears have been realized! I don't see a SINGLE cinnamon roll in that painting!
Oh my gosh, don't you know you can get the exact same, smaller cinnamon roll somewhere else?!
All my worst fears have been realized! I don't see a SINGLE cinnamon roll in that painting!
Oh my gosh, don't you know you can get the exact same, smaller cinnamon roll somewhere else?!
It TASTES different! TANTRUM!
Target has a fine selection fine Disney clothesWhat's next?!?! An IHOP on Main Street?! A Target?! Hey, it could happen, they put a Starbucks on MAIN STREET for Pete's sake!
What's next?!?! An IHOP on Main Street?! A Target?! Hey, it could happen, they put a Starbucks on MAIN STREET for Pete's sake!
Next thing you know they'll sell tobacco or lingerie on Main Street, like they did when Walt was alive! I don't know what I'd do if I had to explain lingerie to my child in a Disney theme park! I'd have to get out of my rascal and pull over the double-wide stroller to explain women's underwear to little Brooklyn and little Dakota. They're 13! They're too young and innocent for that kind of thing!
As a side note, we were none too pleased by the RACY content of that Golden Horseshoe Revue show. Little Dakota was chosen by that harlot woman to sing her hoochie coochie song to, and he fainted from the shock! I marched right over to City Hall and gave them a piece of my mind, and they generously gave us a whole box of Vinylmations for our trouble. (PS - I went through and not a ONE was the mystery chaser we needed to finish little Brooklyn's collection)
If I wanted filth, indecency and women with sultry voices, I'd go to Universal!
Don't get me started on the panty-flashing whorehouse they call the Golden Horseshoe. Never mind the show was around when Walt Disney was alive, that isn't the point. Completely inappropriate for the fast kids, nowadays.
Did I tell you about the Disney Parks Blog meet-up for Mickey and the Magical Map? I asked the same, dumb and annoying question the other thirty people asked, and they seemed annoyed with that same question... Almost like it had been typical and asked before. How dare they?!
It's almost as if nobody gets it but us. They should just put us in charge! We'd make the tickets and soda and ECVs free, and Vinylmations would be $1 each! And no Golden Horsesluts to tempt my babies!
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