News Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge - Historical Construction/Impressions

Professortango1

Well-Known Member
The FL mansion queue is one of the best in either park. It sets the scene for the experience to come a bit more so than in CA (both are enjoyable). Just celebrate the differences and move on.

I personally hate the Florida new queue and new Hitchhiking Ghosts. The Florida queue is far too cartoony and has supernatural interaction before we've even entered the mansion, throwing off the progression of the attraction. I know a lot of families enjoy it because it is visually interesting and interactive, but from a storytelling aspect, I think its a bit juvenile.
 

FerretAfros

Well-Known Member
Also, apparently the official attraction names will not be used by CMs working the land. If you ask someone where the line for Rise of the Resistance is, they wont know what you're talking about.. CMs are trained ask guests if they wish to join the first order and will direct you towards the entrance.. Same goes for Falcon.. CMs will be trained to ask guests if they want to help Hondo... etc.

This leads me to think.... I wonder if the attractions official names will be written anywhere on a marquee for the entrance... They could be disguised in a way..? (Like Forbidden Journey does with the cool light effects).
Once again, WDI is going out of their way to prove that they're completely out of touch with the realities of operating a theme park. They've tried to 'hide' attraction entrances before, and they've always been altered for ease of use. Most recently, the two Avatar attractions were only supposed to be marked by giant basket-like handicrafts, but entrance signage was added prior to opening and additional "temporary" wayfinding signage was added throughout the land. Given how obtuse WDI is being, I'm surprised they still include mundane things like restrooms and trashcans in their designs, since surely the "real" locations wouldn't have those.

At most, I suspect this "pretend you don't know what the guest is talking about" nonsense will last less than a week of previews. Realistically, it will be gone within the first day, if not the first hour. It will be long gone before the land officially opens to the paying public.
 

Disney Irish

Premium Member
Once again, WDI is going out of their way to prove that they're completely out of touch with the realities of operating a theme park. They've tried to 'hide' attraction entrances before, and they've always been altered for ease of use. Most recently, the two Avatar attractions were only supposed to be marked by giant basket-like handicrafts, but entrance signage was added prior to opening and additional "temporary" wayfinding signage was added throughout the land. Given how obtuse WDI is being, I'm surprised they still include mundane things like restrooms and trashcans in their designs, since surely the "real" locations wouldn't have those.

At most, I suspect this "pretend you don't know what the guest is talking about" nonsense will last less than a week of previews. Realistically, it will be gone within the first day, if not the first hour. It will be long gone before the land officially opens to the paying public.
Given that face characters have been doing this for decades I would have think it’d last long than a day.
 

George Lucas on a Bench

Well-Known Member
I personally hate the Florida new queue and new Hitchhiking Ghosts. The Florida queue is far too cartoony and has supernatural interaction before we've even entered the mansion, throwing off the progression of the attraction. I know a lot of families enjoy it because it is visually interesting and interactive, but from a storytelling aspect, I think its a bit juvenile.

I don't appreciate being squirted with water and people stopping to push a stupid thing that does nothing while in line for a spookhouse ride. It's infantile.
 

britain

Well-Known Member
Why does it seem that Florida's version is getting more moss and greenery growing on its spires?

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Rich Brownn

Well-Known Member
Once again, WDI is going out of their way to prove that they're completely out of touch with the realities of operating a theme park. They've tried to 'hide' attraction entrances before, and they've always been altered for ease of use. Most recently, the two Avatar attractions were only supposed to be marked by giant basket-like handicrafts, but entrance signage was added prior to opening and additional "temporary" wayfinding signage was added throughout the land. Given how obtuse WDI is being, I'm surprised they still include mundane things like restrooms and trashcans in their designs, since surely the "real" locations wouldn't have those.

At most, I suspect this "pretend you don't know what the guest is talking about" nonsense will last less than a week of previews. Realistically, it will be gone within the first day, if not the first hour. It will be long gone before the land officially opens to the paying public.
We were still doing it at Kings Cross when people asked about Diagon Alley ("Huh? No such place" or "Never heard of it, maybe that weird conductor knows" and same when they asked about Platform 9 3/4.
 

TP2000

Well-Known Member
Once again, WDI is going out of their way to prove that they're completely out of touch with the realities of operating a theme park. They've tried to 'hide' attraction entrances before, and they've always been altered for ease of use. Most recently, the two Avatar attractions were only supposed to be marked by giant basket-like handicrafts, but entrance signage was added prior to opening and additional "temporary" wayfinding signage was added throughout the land. Given how obtuse WDI is being, I'm surprised they still include mundane things like restrooms and trashcans in their designs, since surely the "real" locations wouldn't have those.

At most, I suspect this "pretend you don't know what the guest is talking about" nonsense will last less than a week of previews. Realistically, it will be gone within the first day, if not the first hour. It will be long gone before the land officially opens to the paying public.

I wanted to say all that, you beat me! :p

This info from @bshah365 lines up with what we've heard before about how themed WDI wants to make Star Wars Land. If the Imagineers in charge really do get to opening day and pull this off without any sane heads from TDA reigning them in, it's going to be a disaster.

And then, a month after the place opens on a hot July afternoon when the Resistance ride has been broken down for the past five hours and the line for Millenium Falcon is four hours long, when an 18 year old busboy from Santa Ana doesn't use the approved fake Batuu language with a customer who is mad about his cold spaceburger, what is WDI going to do about it? Is WDI going to fire that kid? Is WDI going to demand the busboy's manager discipline him? Will the customer with the cold spaceburger even care at that point?

This hyper-themed Colonial Williamsburg-esque approach to theme park operations are the delusional musings of out-of-touch WDI executives who have absolutely no idea how Disneyland works. It will be fun to watch them try it on Day 1, see how it's devolved by Day 30, and then chuckle at what it's really like by Day 90.
 
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Disney Analyst

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I wanted to say all that, you beat me! :p

This info from @bshah365 lines up with what we've heard before about how themed WDI wants to make Star Wars Land. If the Imagineers in charge really do get to opening day and pull this off without any sane heads from TDA reigning them in, it's going to be a disaster.

CM's working at Disneyland have to tell customers where the line for the Millenium Falcon ride is, and have to tell them that the Fastpasses are all gone and what the current length of the Standby line is. They also have to tell them where the land exit is and how to get to Fantasyland for their Matterhorn Fastpass or how to get to the Blue Bayou for their dinner reservation.

And then, a month after the place opens on a hot July afternoon when the Resistance ride has been broken down for the past five hours and the line for Millenium Falcon is four hours long, when an 18 year old busboy from Santa Ana doesn't use the approved fake Batuu language with a customer who is mad about his cold spaceburger, what is WDI going to do about it? Is WDI going to fire that kid? Is WDI going to demand the busboy's manager discipline him? Will the customer with the cold spaceburger even care at that point?

This hyper-themed approach to theme park operations are the delusional musings of out-of-touch WDI executives who have absolutely no idea how Disneyland works. It will be fun to watch them try it on Day 1, see how it's devolved by Day 30, and then chuckle at what it's really like by Day 90.

I mean... I don’t see what’s wrong with Disney trying? Isn’t this what we all praise Disney for, and hope they’ll do? Isn’t this what sets Disney apart from the rest?

I don’t get the negativity... let them try. Let them figure it out.. let them play.
 

TP2000

Well-Known Member
I mean... I don’t see what’s wrong with Disney trying? Isn’t this what we all praise Disney for, and hope they’ll do? Isn’t this what sets Disney apart from the rest?

I don’t get the negativity... let them try. Let them figure it out.. let them play.

I get it, it's cute and they should be applauded for trying. But the realities of the over-crowded park we have should be taken into account.

Disneyland is a park where the crowd control CM's and the Security guards out front now have PA speakers hanging around their necks that they use to bellow orders at the massive crowds before and during shows and parades and as customers arrive every morning out front "Stay to your right! This is a walkway only, no stopping! Those with bags or strollers must use the left or right lanes only!".

Disneyland hasn't opened a new E Ticket in a quarter of a century, and Star Wars Land will have two new E Tickets. The demand for this is off the charts, and the park will be even more mobbed than it is today. It will be like New Year's Eve every day next summer. Disneyland simply won't be able to handle the demand.

And WDI wants the CM's to play cutesy word games with long lines of frustrated customers??? That sounds like a perfect recipe for some CM's getting punched somewhere around the three hour mark of the Millenium Falcon Standby line.
 

SWGalaxysEdge

Well-Known Member
I get it, it's cute and they should be applauded for trying. But the realities of the over-crowded park we have should be taken into account.

Disneyland is a park where the crowd control CM's and the Security guards out front now have PA speakers hanging around their necks that they use to bellow orders at the massive crowds before and during shows and parades and as customers arrive every morning out front "Stay to your right! This is a walkway only, no stopping! Those with bags or strollers must use the left or right lanes only!".

Disneyland hasn't opened a new E Ticket in a quarter of a century, and Star Wars Land will have two new E Tickets. The demand for this is off the charts, and the park will be even more mobbed than it is today. It will be like New Year's Eve every day next summer. Disneyland simply won't be able to handle the demand.

And WDI wants the CM's to play cutesy word games with long lines of frustrated customers??? That sounds like a perfect recipe for some CM's getting punched somewhere around the three hour mark of the Millenium Falcon Standby line.

...it'll be cute for about the first 5 minutes."I'm sorry sir, never heard of Battle Escape, but if you;d like to join the First Order, plerase head this way..." - they won't have enough CM's to keep up the one-on-one interaction.
 

MisterPenguin

President of Animal Kingdom
Premium Member
I get it, it's cute and they should be applauded for trying. But the realities of the over-crowded park we have should be taken into account.

Disneyland is a park where the crowd control CM's and the Security guards out front now have PA speakers hanging around their necks that they use to bellow orders at the massive crowds before and during shows and parades and as customers arrive every morning out front "Stay to your right! This is a walkway only, no stopping! Those with bags or strollers must use the left or right lanes only!".

Disneyland hasn't opened a new E Ticket in a quarter of a century, and Star Wars Land will have two new E Tickets. The demand for this is off the charts, and the park will be even more mobbed than it is today. It will be like New Year's Eve every day next summer. Disneyland simply won't be able to handle the demand.

And WDI wants the CM's to play cutesy word games with long lines of frustrated customers??? That sounds like a perfect recipe for some CM's getting punched somewhere around the three hour mark of the Millenium Falcon Standby line.

Then they should use Storm Troopers for crowd control.

A year after Pandora was build, CMs are still in character that they're on an alien moon and refer to Avatar the movie as a documentary when asked about it.
 

Disney Irish

Premium Member
I wanted to say all that, you beat me! :p

This info from @bshah365 lines up with what we've heard before about how themed WDI wants to make Star Wars Land. If the Imagineers in charge really do get to opening day and pull this off without any sane heads from TDA reigning them in, it's going to be a disaster.

And then, a month after the place opens on a hot July afternoon when the Resistance ride has been broken down for the past five hours and the line for Millenium Falcon is four hours long, when an 18 year old busboy from Santa Ana doesn't use the approved fake Batuu language with a customer who is mad about his cold spaceburger, what is WDI going to do about it? Is WDI going to fire that kid? Is WDI going to demand the busboy's manager discipline him? Will the customer with the cold spaceburger even care at that point?

This hyper-themed Colonial Williamsburg-esque approach to theme park operations are the delusional musings of out-of-touch WDI executives who have absolutely no idea how Disneyland works. It will be fun to watch them try it on Day 1, see how it's devolved by Day 30, and then chuckle at what it's really like by Day 90.

Then the busboy will just have to tell the guest its Dex's new menu item, A Cold Mongo Beefhead Burger. And then say "I could ask Dex to heat it up but I wouldn't recommend it."
 

The_Mesh_Hatter

Well-Known Member
Maybe they’ll find enough CMs who are big enough fans of Star Wars to go along with the shtick? But I doubt it. No one likes being the guinea pig at a new location.
 

THE 1HAPPY HAUNT

Well-Known Member
He responded to another post by another user. I never suggested changing anything. I just pointed out that even the beloved Mansion isn't perfect. We overlook the imperfections because its still a great experience. I'd love a better looking facade/queue, but that doesn't make what is currently there bad by any means.
Then I misunderstood. and I apologize and can appreciate your point in a new light.
 

THE 1HAPPY HAUNT

Well-Known Member
I personally hate the Florida new queue and new Hitchhiking Ghosts. The Florida queue is far too cartoony and has supernatural interaction before we've even entered the mansion, throwing off the progression of the attraction. I know a lot of families enjoy it because it is visually interesting and interactive, but from a storytelling aspect, I think its a bit juvenile.
I wish I could give your post 1 million likes. This perfectly explains what is wrong with the FL Mansion Queue.
 

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