Song Lyrics for Dummies

[NowInc]

ok..Im bored...so lets see if i can amuse myself..

I was sitting down tonight trying to think of more song lyrics, and I remebered something that happened to me a few weeks ago. I was translating something with babblefish and I got a really bad translation which contained the words "I require you" in it. I liked that, so i used it. So why couldnt I do that for a whole song?

So lets try...first...go to babblefish:

http://babelfish.altavista.com/translate.dyn

Then..make up some bad bad lyrics..remember..they are going to be altered..heavily...

I Love You
You are My everything
Please never leave
Stay with me

Now the fun part...Translate it into your language of choice..and then translate it BACK into english..so for example..

German gave me the result:

I love you, you fallen never am my everything vacation stay with me

French gave me the result:

I like you that you are my whole satisfied never the stay with leave with me

Italian gave me the result:

I love them that you are my all you never do not satisfy me the stay of allowed with

Chinese gave me the result:

I love your you are my all seek pleasure never the leave stay and I

Japanese gave me the result:

I with you my everything never happiness, you who are not stay of my permission which is done are loved

Portuguese gave me the result:

I love it who you am mine everything I never satisfy the sojourn of the license with me

Korean gave me the result:

I by you me all will be extensive permission stay assuredly it is satisfied with my, it loves

Spanish gave me the result:

Him master who you are my all never satisfies stay with the license with me


Hmm..not bad..but what if we combined all of those?

I love you
You my everything
Seek pleasure but never leave
Leave with me


Pretty cool huh?

 

[mkt]

you are really bored, aren't you/

 

[Mr. Toad]

OK, here goes mine (remember you said to make the lyrics bad not that I've every written any good ones):

I love spaghetti
It tastes so good
It is probably
My favorite food
Share some with me now!

Spanish:
Master espagueti that proves so good now it is probably my preferred part of the food some with me!

French:
I like the sheath. This tastes so good. It is probably my preferred food. In share with me maintaining!

German:
I love isolation hose, which tastes it, thus well am it probably my favourite food proportion some with me now!

Japanese:
I taste that, that it is very good several loves the sphagetti which food share my now of my taste perhaps is!

Italian:
I love the spaghetti that it has a sapore therefore good hour is probably my favorite part of the food some with me!

Chinese:
Food share which I love which it tastes spaghetti very good this probably are I like some and my now

Korean:
I love the spaghetti which it tastes good fact kath to am with the food share what kind of now which holds in my mind my,!

Portuguese:
I love the spaghetti that test thus that good it is probably my favourite part of the food some with me now!

I particularly like the French lyrics. And what is "kath" in the Korean translation?

 

[General Grizz]

I posted the "Funniest" two.

English:

It is a small world after all, in the quarter of tiki of tiki of tiki, of course, later we can go to the bear Jamboree of the country. More ahead, the merry-go-round of the progress will be so diversion to mount and then we can happen to EPCOT.

French: <- FUNNY!

It is a small world after all, in the room of tiki of tiki of tiki, naturally, then we can go to the Jamboree bear of country. Later, the carrousel of progress will be thus recreation to be gone up and then we can make a jump with EPCOT.

GERMAN:
It is a small world finally in tikitikitikiraum naturally then can we to the land bear Jamboree go. Later the roundabout of the progress is, thus the fun for riding and then can we to EPCOT beyond it go.

 

[Sansaarai]

HEHE ok this is fun

I love cats
Woo Woo Woo
I love cats
how about you?

From the French translation you get

Babel Fish Translation, In English:
I cats courts courts courts cats of love of I which would you say love you?

Babel Fish translation, on German: I love cats anflehe anflehe anflehe i-Liebekatzen as over you?

Babel Fish Translation, In English:
I love the cats corteggio corteggio corteggio the cats of love of like approximately you?


I am sooo weird!

 

[Sansaarai]

Yo ho Yo ho
a pirates life for me


From french

Ho of Ho Yo of Yo by life of pirates for me

 

[Maria]

Originally posted by Mr. Toad
OK, here goes mine (remember you said to make the lyrics bad not that I've every written any good ones):

I love spaghetti
It tastes so good
It is probably
My favorite food
Share some with me now!

French:
I like the sheath. This tastes so good. It is probably my preferred food. In share with me maintaining!


I particularly like the French lyrics. And what is "kath" in the Korean translation?

I laughed with the French version! Who likes to eat sh..t?
:lol: :lol:

Sillyspook posted a link a while ago to www.engrish.com that was really funny!! :lol:

 

[FantasiaBish]

Original:
I'll take your money,
I'll laugh at you.
I'll take your money,
And you'll laugh too.

Spanish:I will take his money, I will ***reflx mng myself of you, I will take its money, and you will also laugh.

Potuguese: I will make examination of its money, me I will laugh at you. I will make examination of its money, and you he will laugh too much.

Kroean: I or will laugh in you to have your money, and will go. I to have your money and to go, to spread out and and and to laugh too much.

Japanese:I take you who your money, me are ridiculed. I take your money, you laugh excessively.

Italian: I will take your moneies, I will laugh them. I will take your moneies and you will laugh also.

German: I take your cash, I laugh at you. I take your cash, and you laugh also.

Chinese:I will adopt your money, I will ridicule you. I will adopt your money, and you will smile also are.


wheeeeeeeeeee this was fun....

 

[Mr. Toad]

Originally posted by FantasiaBish
...Chinese:I will adopt your money, I will ridicule you. I will adopt your money, and you will smile also are.

It's bad enough I get laughed at but why must they ridicule me? :lol:

And how exactly do I go about adopting money anyway?

 

[Tramp]

Originally posted by NowInc
ok..Im bored...so lets see if i can amuse myself..

I was sitting down tonight trying to think of more song lyrics, and I remebered something that happened to me a few weeks ago.

Hey Fonz....sometimes I think lyrics are overrated...in the all-time favorite party song, "Louie, Louie," you can't understand a thing that's being said...and that song sold a gazillion copies.:lol:

 

[NowInc]

Re: Re: Song Lyrics for Dummies

Originally posted by Tramp


Hey Fonz....sometimes I think lyrics are overrated...in the all-time favorite party song, "Louie, Louie," you can't understand a thing that's being said...and that song sold a gazillion copies.:lol:

LoL..veeeeery true...in fact..I dont think any song with "meaningfull" lyrics ever got anywhere...well..compaired to those incoherant songs that just seem to toss words into the mix for no reason other than they sound cool...

Examples of this::

Stairway to heaven
Purple Haze
Yellow Submarine (I know...I know)
..and pretty much every new wave song form the 80s

 

[sillyspook13]

Here's mine:

I'm eating chicken.
I'm really hungry.
It tastes so good.

(some lyrics I made up to go along with the Tapestry music....)

I translated it into German, then French, then back to English.

The result:

Me chimney chicken.
I am really starve.
It goute so well.