Something Fishy Going On.!

real mad hatter

real mad hatter

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MouseDreaming said:
I have a friend who went to the doctor because she was having trouble sleeping. The doctor asked what the trouble was. "Every night just as I am falling asleep, I dream I am turning into a teepee. Then, all of a sudden,I change into a wigwam. Then I keep going back and forth--teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam. It gets so crazy, I can't sleep!" The doctor says, "I know your problem, you just need to relax. You're two tents!" Badum-bum (Seriously, I love corny jokes! I've been "collecting them" since I was 5 and got a Mickey Joke book).
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Nice one..Thats it..Time to open a cool beer..it's Friday night..Lets party!!;)
 
Spikerdink

Spikerdink

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To add to @MouseDreaming 's chuckle....

Did you hear about the Indian (native american to you PC types) who was addicted to drinking iced tea? Day after day, night after night, he would drink it by the gallon. There was no satiating his need.

Then one morning, they found him dead. Word around the reservation was he drowned. But, they found him in bed, people said, how could that be?

It was all made clear by the coroner's report - said he died in his tea-pee.

(That's a better vocal joke than it is written....)
 
Z

Zman-ks

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real mad hatter said:
Nice one..Thats it..Time to open a cool beer..it's Friday night..Lets party!
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!;)
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Yes! :)
 
MouseDreaming

MouseDreaming

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Spikerdink said:
To add to @MouseDreaming 's chuckle....

Did you hear about the Indian (native american to you PC types) who was addicted to drinking iced tea? Day after day, night after night, he would drink it by the gallon. There was no satiating his need.

Then one morning, they found him dead. Word around the reservation was he drowned. But, they found him in bed, people said, how could that be?

It was all made clear by the coroner's report - said he died in his tea-pee.

(That's a better vocal joke than it is written....)
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Have I ever told you about my friend Skip? He knows everybody. His boss didn't believe him. Skip tells his boss name anyone, and I bet that I know them. Boss says "Alright. How about Tom Cruise?" "Oh, he's a great guy! I know him!" So Skip and his boss hop on a plane to California, and show up at Tom's house. Tom greets them outside "Skip! I haven't seen you in a while. Come on in for lunch!"

After their visit with Tom, the boss turns to Skip and tells him he got lucky. "Name someone else." Boss immediately replies The President. "OK. Let's go" Needless to say, when they get to the White House, President Obama offers to give his old friend Skip, and Skip's friend a private tour.

The Boss admits, that while that was amazing, Skip can't know everyone. Skip says, "Try me". The Boss says, "The Pope, you can't know him, too." Skip tells his boss, "Actually, my family is very religious, and we have known the current Pope for a long time. Let's head to the Vatican."

Once they are there, there is a large crowd of people waiting in the square for the Pope to come out on the balcony. "This crowd is too big. I will never be able to get his attention from here. I know, I'll just go up and see him. I know all the guards, I'm sure they will let me in. "Right. Sure," says the boss, who thinks he has Skip now.

Just then the Pope comes out on to the balcony to greet the crowd, with Skip standing next to him. His boss passes out. After leaving the balcony, Skip comes down and finds his boss, sprawled on the concrete, and asks what happened. "I was fine," said the boss. "Until you came out on the balcony with the Pope. Everyone started cheering, and then the guy next to me said, "Wait. Who's that up there with Skip?"
 
Phonedave

Phonedave

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Back on topic (these food threads seem to wander far and wide lately)

If you are there when they have it, Artist Point has Cedar Planked Copper River Salmon.

IMHO many times the taste difference between free-range, wild caught, grass fed, or other things is minimal at best - often overpowered by the preperation.

Copper River Salmon is one of those instances where it DOES make a difference.

-dave
 

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