Better much better, now I have to shhot you![]()
Don't worry were're going to take a little trip to the Pine Barrens you'll love it there!well...at least it would end my misery...
Will you leave him for the Jersey Devil?Don't worry were're going to take a little trip to the Pine Barrens you'll love it there!
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!Will you leave him for the Jersey Devil?
Will you leave him for the Jersey Devil?
Oops! I'll be quiet!SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]()
In all the stories I heard of that devil growing up, not once did anyone mention animal prints. Can't be Figgy.wait...Figgy ISN'T the Jersey Devil?
In all the stories I heard of that devil growing up, not once did anyone mention animal prints. Can't be Figgy.
If the lipstick fits...I have been called a little devil...does that count?
Wear itIf the lipstick fits...
. OMG. I had a friend who went I the doctors cause he wasn't feeling well.After his check up he was told he had a rare virus called Yellow 24. Once his blood turns yellow,he has 24 hours to live.He went home and told his wife and she took him out to Bingo that night.He bought one card and won 4 lines on the first house( $100 ) then a straight line.($500) Then a full house.($1000) Then the national bingo lottery.($100,000) He went up on stage to collect his money and the bingo caller told him he'd never seen anyone so lucky in all his life..He shouted at the bingo caller " Lucky eh,I've got Yellow 24 ". The bingo caller yelled back " Congratulations,you've won tonight's raffle as well."a piece of string crawls into a bar and gets up on the barstool and orders a drink. Bartenders says..."Hey we don't serve your kind in here." String climbs down and crawls out the door. In the parking lot, the little string starts twisting and turning, wiggling this way and that while pulling out a few strands. The string makes his way back into the bar, climbs on the stool and orders a drink. Bartender say, "hey, aren't you that piece of string that came in a moment ago? I told you we don't serve your kind."
The string says..."no, I'm a frayed knot."
As he often does!Wear it![]()
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