so... today I was running late to work from a lunchtime field trip 
on the way back to work from the aforementioned field trip, I get stuck behind a gang of slow moving vehicles. I say.. "What the flip? This is Orlando. We don't drive slow." So I do the only rational thing to do. Move over to the mkt lane and let my right foot do the talking.
So I come to the front, and I see a hearse, a caddy, and a limo. First thing I say... "oh ____!#$^!#$^!#^t... I'm gonna burn." By that time though, I had followers behind me, and I couldn't afford to slow down... or BAM! I'm gonna be the next person riding in the back of the hearse.
So I finish with my deed, and start praying to the good lord above to forgive me.
So, I get home tonight... and I find my website hacked by a CHRISTIAN HACKING ORGANIZATION!!!! Coincidence? I think not.
Moral of the story... don't blow past a funeral procession. If you don't go immediately to hell, you'll still pay for it.
on the way back to work from the aforementioned field trip, I get stuck behind a gang of slow moving vehicles. I say.. "What the flip? This is Orlando. We don't drive slow." So I do the only rational thing to do. Move over to the mkt lane and let my right foot do the talking.
So I come to the front, and I see a hearse, a caddy, and a limo. First thing I say... "oh ____!#$^!#$^!#^t... I'm gonna burn." By that time though, I had followers behind me, and I couldn't afford to slow down... or BAM! I'm gonna be the next person riding in the back of the hearse.
So I finish with my deed, and start praying to the good lord above to forgive me.
So, I get home tonight... and I find my website hacked by a CHRISTIAN HACKING ORGANIZATION!!!! Coincidence? I think not.
Moral of the story... don't blow past a funeral procession. If you don't go immediately to hell, you'll still pay for it.