News Snake Refused Entry to magic kingdom

[THE Monorail Lime]

when I first read this, I was like What kind of person would bring a snake? But then I read the post and I was like oh okay! Still this is snakiest! Groot OUT!

 

[nor'easter]

Why is this "news"?

There ARE poisonous snakes in Fla...and you wouldn't expect this critter at the entrance to the MK. Meets my definition of News.

 

[The Empress Lilly]

Maybe the snake's dyslexic and misread he could sneak in for free.

 

[Sirwalterraleigh]

There ARE poisonous snakes in Fla...and you wouldn't expect this critter at the entrance to the MK. Meets my definition of News.

Are you for real?

Disney world is literally built in a swamp and there are snakes everywhere...I can even tell you the hot spots.

You ever heard of "pest control"? They aren't talking solely about mosquitos.

 

[Tick Tock]

Why is this "news"?

News
n(y)o͞oz/
noun
-Information not previously known to someone.
"I was unaware that HauntedPirate is dictator of what can and can't be posted. This is news to me"

A snake attempting to enter a theme park may not make major headlines, but it's still news and worth sharing for those interested.

 

[disney4life2008]

At splash mountain a guy got arrested around 3.30pm today.

 

[Captain Barbossa]

There ARE poisonous snakes in Fla...and you wouldn't expect this critter at the entrance to the MK. Meets my definition of News.

There is no such thing as “poisonous” snakes. Now there are venomous ones

 

[Disney4family]

At splash mountain a guy got arrested around 3.30pm today.

Was it him?

 

[Captain Barbossa]

At splash mountain a guy got arrested around 3.30pm today.

Cool. What happened?

 

[disney4life2008]

Cool. What happened?

When I got off there was a lot of police activity around the area. They were detaining a guy he kept saying he didn't harass someone. I couldn't tell if it was his wife or someone else. Nonetheless they took him away.

 

[ford91exploder]

Disney shows their herpetophobic side.

 

[HauntedPirate]

When I got off there was a lot of police activity around the area. They were detaining a guy he kept saying he didn't harass someone. I couldn't tell if it was his wife or someone else. Nonetheless they took him away.

By the logic of this thread, that deserves it's own thread in "WDW Parks News, Rumors and Current Events". Make it so.

 

[Disney4family]

Disney shows their herpetophobic side.

you made me google that...

 

[Captain Barbossa]

When I got off there was a lot of police activity around the area. They were detaining a guy he kept saying he didn't harass someone. I couldn't tell if it was his wife or someone else. Nonetheless they took him away.

O boy. Sounds like a good’n. I’m not gonna lie, I spent my afternoon watching videos on YouTube of people getting arrested/kicked out of Disney Parks

 

[Disney4family]

How does this have to do with the snake trying to enter magic kingdom?lol

How does this have to do with the snake trying to enter magic kingdom?lol

because it was him?

 

[Disney4family]

O boy. Sounds like a good’n. I’m not gonna lie, I spent my afternoon watching videos on YouTube of people getting arrested/kicked out of Disney Parks

 

[Dead2009]

News
n(y)o͞oz/
noun
-Information not previously known to someone.
"I was unaware that HauntedPirate is dictator of what can and can't be posted. This is news to me"

A snake attempting to enter a theme park may not make major headlines, but it's still news and worth sharing for those interested.

Batman has spoken

 

[Captain Barbossa]

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Yes. Yes I do Really is interesting to watch though.

 

[MisterPenguin]

Buncha ophidiphobics worried needlessly about ophidism. Eschew the homeothermic hegemony!!

 

[ford91exploder]

Buncha ophidiphobics worried needlessly about ophidism. Eschew the homeothermic hegemony!!

Well done!

Don't forget to eschew obfuscation!