Should Disney scrap and rebuild Magic Kingdom?

[Hockey89]

You didn't go far enough.... All fours parks... Two water parks. Disney Springs...

 

[Kingtut]

I mean, the park has been around a while now and it's quite old. Should it be completely scrapped and replaced?

Spoiler

This is a /s thread, have fun and don't take it seriously.

As long as it maximizes shareholder value!!!

 

[Heppenheimer]

Based on many recent threads, I think it's obvious what should replace the Magic Kingdom. A giant store selling unlimited amounts of limited edition New Balance Disney marathon sneakers, a store that lets you build your own lightsabers for $2,000 a pop, and a rebuilt Horizons, with all the technological dreams of the future, as envisioned in the year 1981. And in the middle of the park should be a gigantic animatronic yeti, that sometimes doesn't move but has a strobe light flashing on it.

And the only way to reach the park should be through AC-less, sealed metal boxes that frequently make unexplained stops over alligator-infested waters.

 

[KCheatle]

No, but Disney should ban every person who tries to enter with a "Most Expensive Day Ever," "I'm just here to pay for everything," or "I work to support my wife's Disney addiction" shirt...

 

[danlb_2000]

Definitely scrap it, far to much room wasted on unnecessary theming. Six Flags knows what they are doing, build simple un-themed rides so you can pack more of them in a small space. Also, offer a lot more food you can eat while walking, for example any kind of food on a stick, that way you can save a lot of room by getting rid of the sit down restaurants. Finally, get rid of parades and fireworks, they are expensive and the crowds just congest the park to much.

 

[larryz]

Tearing down and rebuilding would cost too much, so they should just sell the whole complex to some hedge fund and let them worry about the future costs.

 

[Jonathan Dalecki]

Make it so you have to answer 3 really tough Disney trivia questions to gain admittance.

1. Name the speaking voices of each Disney Princess (AND their singing voice, if those are different)
2. Name the final attraction Walt personally supervised development of in Disneyland
3. Name the two children actors who appear in the live action sequence before the Pecos Bill short

or other fun questions!

 

[monothingie]

One Big Taco stand which exclusively sells Flour Tortillas.

@Bob

 

[JustAFan]

2. Name the final attraction Walt personally supervised development of in Disneyland

A bus driver told me that Walt supervised the construction and installation of Yeti on Expedition Everest.

 

[LAKid53]

One Big Taco stand which exclusively sells Flour Tortillas.

@Bob

 

[monothingie]

Putt Putt Golf

 

[Bob]

One Big Taco stand which exclusively sells Flour Tortillas.

@Bob

That would be a "taco" stand.

 

[BoarderPhreak]

lolwhut?

 

[King Panda 77]

One Big Taco BOAT which exclusively sells Flour Tortillas.

@Bob

FYFB

 

[King Panda 77]

Put Put Golf

MINI golf

 

[monothingie]

One Big Taco BOAT SHIP which exclusively sells Flour Tortillas.

@Bob

FYFB

FYSB

 

[monothingie]

MINI golf

You're mocking me aren't you?

 

[King Panda 77]

You're mocking me aren't you?

 

[danlb_2000]

A bus driver told me that Walt supervised the construction and installation of Yeti on Expedition Everest.

The same bus driver told be they would have to close and tare down all of Animal Kingdom and part of DHS to be able to repair the Yeti.

 

["El Gran Magnifico"]

Considering the MK is technically on the "second floor". Maybe they could add a third.