Share your WDW moments of embarassment.

[FettFan]

Rode Test Track in 2006, and after the ride, I thought it would be fun to get my picture taken while sitting behind the wheel of a Corvette they had in the showroom. As I slid into the seat, I heard a very nasty, flatulent "brrrrp" sound from what I thought was me rubbing against the leather seat. It was LOUD...and got me a few stares.

Well, we left TT and were heading across to The Land....when I feel something weird on my backside....I reach around...and realize that the raspberry was really the sound of my khakis ripping....a HUGE rip that started in one corner stitch in the pocket and went all the way across and down to the middle of my seat.

So I'm there in Epcot with my boxer-clad buttcheek hanging out.

Fortunately Mouse Gears sells clothing, so I was able to buy a new set of shorts and get changed in the restroom.

 

[bethymouse]

I rode Kali River Rapids, and I was the one who got COMPLETELY soaked! I was wearing tan shorts w/ pink underwear! I never thought that my shorts were see through! My hubby was joking about it when we rode Safari, and the guy in the line was joking about it too. Embarrassing, but all in good fun!
Later on that day at EPCOT, the guy said," Hey! There's the lady w/ the pink panties!".

 

[Knothead]

My best friend was walking in front of me in Future World. He turned to look back at me to make a smart @$$ remark and promptly smacked right into a palm tree. Everyone saw it, and his right ear was glowing red for the rest of the day. It was so gratifying.

 

[luv]

I can't. It's that bad.

 

[meekoman]

Let's see. Sitting on a park bench and having a bird crap on my head with it running down my nose. Gagging on Mission Space with 3 teenage girls in the same pod asking me "Are you ok mister?". Actually throwing up at the hotel bus stop at Epcot due to food poisoning.

 

[ImagineerDude]

After Kilomanjaro Safaris, some teenager stepped on my flip flop and broke the straps on the sides! From the BACK of Animal Kingdom to the car I walked like my right leg was asleep dragging it on the ground. Not as bad as some of the other stories you shared, but I did get some snooty stares and I got separated from my family in the crowds and spun in circles for five minutes before we found each other. Then I looked really stupid. "Are you, OK?" an older lady asked me. "That's a matter of opinion" I replied

 

[ellie-badge]

Hm... When I was really young and stupid, maybe like five or six, I stuck my head between the bars and shields that make up the line to Peter Pan's Flight (not sure if they're still there). I thought I was hot sh*t and went to slide my head back out, only to find that I couldn't. Thankfully my Mom just tugged a bit and I was unstuck, but my ears were red for the rest of the day. Never did anything stupid like that ever again.

My stomach does not like hot dogs from Walt Disney World at all, no matter where on property they're from. It took my family and I several years and dozens of trips to realize what kept making me vomit so much during our vacations (hot dogs were one of my favorite foods back then). I remember after having a nice day at MGM Studios and getting on the bus to return to our resort, I suddenly felt sick to my stomach... and I puked all over the floor, with people sitting all around me and my family. I was so embarrassed.

Years later, when I was about thirteen or fourteen, I figured my stomach had developed an immunity over the years or something, plus the chili dogs over at Magic Kingdom looked like they were to die for. I wound up vomiting my brains out a few hours later in one of the restrooms. I learned my lesson and have never had a hot dog from The World since, no matter how delicious they looked.

 

[Pooh Lover]

Note to self.....stay 40 yards away from ellie-badge!

 

[fbp]

I almost had an embarrassing moment. I almost hoofed it on M:S once.

I've ridden the boring side ever since. Didn't see/know about the bags at the time either. It would have been 'shut down the spinner' nasty.

I'm thinking about trying the fun side again this September. I've been working on breathing techniques to get me through.

 

[unkadug]

I can't really think of anything embarrassing that happened at WDW, but one time at band camp...

I was at Six Flags over Georgia during the summer (of course, but just setting the atmosphere... very hot and the park was PACKED) with a group of friends.

We had already ridden several roller coasters and were just walking to the other side of the park, when out of nowhere my stomach exploded and I projectile vomited all over the pavement in front of us.

Horrible disgusting projectile vomit that seemed to last for 30 seconds.

I finally made it to a flower bed. My apologies to the Six Flags gardeners.

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

Leaving MK on my last night during September 2009 trip. Torrential downpours as we took the monorail to the TTC. Now, everyone is under the cover of the station since the TTC has that giant area without cover. I didn't feel like waiting, so I went for a tram. A very friendly woman said there was a spot at the end of their row if I wanted to board, so I did. As the tram pulled out, there must have been a crap ton of water collected either on the roof of the tram or something above the tram's path, because as it turned, a waterfall came down on me.

 

[WannaBWendy]

We were in a huge line for a bus and were pretty far back. It was our first stay at that particular resort. The waiting area sign actually had 2 destinations on the sign. I see the bus pull up with our particular destination on it. The bus driver pulls up and lets everyone off. Nobody moves. Then he closes the doors. Well, I assumed that everyone was going to the OTHER destination. So I began shouting "Wait! We need to get on!" I began to try to make my way to the front to get on the bus. The WHOLE LINE looks at me like I am a COMPLETE IDIOT. Then I turn to look behind me and notice a wheel chair boarding the bus. The driver was going to the wheelchair entrance to load them first. So not only was I the "keyed up" visitor, I also was discriminating against the wheel chair!

 

[DizneyPryncess]

I think the only really embarrassing thing for me was getting picked out of the crowd at Monsters Inc to act like an alien & sing some sort of silly song. I didn't understand what they wanted me to do, so my response wasn't right w/the show, and I think I threw off the automated system. The characters got stumped for a minute. I was pretty much beat red, in front of animated monsters. Once I understood, and did what I was supposed to do it really didn't help because I was singing in front of a huge crowd. I swear people were pointing at me all day.

 

[Britt]

I think my most embarrassing moment was our 3rd day, at Hollywood Studios. I acted like TOTAL BRAT. It was sooooooo hot and for GOODNESS KNOWS WHY I was wearing dark denim, and if you know me, you know I have LONG hair. So Im sweating. Not only that, I have my son in our Moby wrap (it's about 1 yard of THICK fabric used to carry a baby), but still had to push the stroller. People kept stepping in front of me, stopping in front of me, bumping into it. There was NO where to walk.

My temper just......snapped. I snapped at my whole family. I was ready to get out and we'd only been there about 2 hours. We got some lunch and left the park for the resort to swim. I was soooo snarky the whole time. I was shaking with anger before we left, just ready to get OUT.

I've never lived it down and I've promised to be on my best behavior. I can NOT believe how I acted. Im very laid back, very "go with the flow", but that day, I'd just lost it.

 

[ariel90]

My embarrassing moment was my Summit Plummit Enema. I never ran so quickly to a bathroom in my life

 

[Joshua&CalebDad]

My 4 year old son and I were at one of the resort pools while my wife and 1.5 year old son were back at the room napping. My son and I had just gone down the water slide when my son tells me, "Daddy, I have to go potty." I reply, "okay son, just one second."

By this point in time he had been potty trained for almost 2 years and he was old enough to be able to hold it a minute or two. What I failed to realize was that my poor son had unfortunately swallowed a little too much chlorine water while in the pool and the chlorine was now starting to affect his stomach, as chlorine water has the tendency to do.

As I climb out of the pool, my son starts telling me, "Daddy I really have to go." "Do you need to go # 1 or # 2," I ask. He exclaims #2 and that he has to go now. Well we quickly make our way towards the rest room and as we enter the men's restroom my son has a look come over his face and I quickly realize we did not make it.

Luckily enough there was no one in the restroom and we go into one of the stalls. It was a messy scene to say the least. I am now stuck in the stall with my 4 year old son, have no way of getting a hold of my wife, and I can't just leave my son in the restroom while I go get a change a clothes.

So at this point I have to strip him. Luckily enough for me there was a shower in the restroom. I let him finish his business and quickly herd him into the shower to rinse him and his swim trunks down. The whole time I am praying that no one comes into the mens room. I even debated locking the door but though that might cause even a bigger scene. We finish things up, I quickly clean and rinse the mess, inform a poor cast memeber as to what has transpired, and with my head hung low make my way back to the room to inform my wife of our trip to the pool. As I tell my story, all my wife can do is laugh at me.

 

[ZaneB]

On my most recent trip, me and my dad were on the bus to Epcot. We gave up our seats to a group of ladies (Early 20's), so we were standing. I think we must of had the worst bus driver at WDW, because he continuously stopped and started! As we were getting close to the park, the driver slammed on the brakes out of nowhere and my dad went flying into the ladies laps

It was hilarious, I'll never let him forget it.

 

[EpcoTim]

On my most recent trip, me and my dad were on the bus to Epcot. We gave up our seats to a group of ladies (Early 20's), so we were standing. I think we must of had the worst bus driver at WDW, because he continuously stopped and started! As we were getting close to the park, the driver slammed on the brakes out of nowhere and my dad went flying into the ladies laps

It was hilarious, I'll never let him forget it.

Was he by chance humming the theme song from Benny HIll when he made the final "leap"? If so-intentional.

 

[Britt]

My 4 year old son and I were at one of the resort pools while my wife and 1.5 year old son were back at the room napping. My son and I had just gone down the water slide when my son tells me, "Daddy, I have to go potty." I reply, "okay son, just one second."

By this point in time he had been potty trained for almost 2 years and he was old enough to be able to hold it a minute or two. What I failed to realize was that my poor son had unfortunately swallowed a little too much chlorine water while in the pool and the chlorine was now starting to affect his stomach, as chlorine water has the tendency to do.

As I climb out of the pool, my son starts telling me, "Daddy I really have to go." "Do you need to go # 1 or # 2," I ask. He exclaims #2 and that he has to go now. Well we quickly make our way towards the rest room and as we enter the men's restroom my son has a look come over his face and I quickly realize we did not make it.

Luckily enough there was no one in the restroom and we go into one of the stalls. It was a messy scene to say the least. I am now stuck in the stall with my 4 year old son, have no way of getting a hold of my wife, and I can't just leave my son in the restroom while I go get a change a clothes.

So at this point I have to strip him. Luckily enough for me there was a shower in the restroom. I let him finish his business and quickly herd him into the shower to rinse him and his swim trunks down. The whole time I am praying that no one comes into the mens room. I even debated locking the door but though that might cause even a bigger scene. We finish things up, I quickly clean and rinse the mess, inform a poor cast memeber as to what has transpired, and with my head hung low make my way back to the room to inform my wife of our trip to the pool. As I tell my story, all my wife can do is laugh at me.

AWWWWWW! Such a good daddy : )

<3

Did someone at least provide a towel for you to cover him up with? Poor kiddo!!

 

[ellie-badge]

On my most recent trip, me and my dad were on the bus to Epcot. We gave up our seats to a group of ladies (Early 20's), so we were standing. I think we must of had the worst bus driver at WDW, because he continuously stopped and started! As we were getting close to the park, the driver slammed on the brakes out of nowhere and my dad went flying into the ladies laps

It was hilarious, I'll never let him forget it.

Wow, my family and I had almost an identical experience! Only rather than going to Epcot, I believe we were coming from Epcot after IllumiNations. Nobody fell into somebody's lap, but because of the driver's constantly jerky movement and almost sudden stops, I almost hit my head against one of the poles I was holding onto. Not fun at all, especially when you've had a long and exhausting day at one of the parks!