Just got home. Here's some thoughts on the major Lagoon coasters. I only got one ride each on Wild Mouse, Spider, and Bombora. No credit for The Bat and Puff the Fire Dragon. Wild Mouse is...a wild mouse

A rather jerky one at that haha. I do rather enjoy the little house you go through on one of the final drops. Spider was a big surprise and the only supporting coaster I actively wanted to ride again but didn't because of the slow moving line. Probably the craziest spinning coaster I've ever been on and I'm stoked that there's a clone at the Santa Cruz Boardwalk when I eventually return there. Bombora is really enjoyable for a family coaster with some very solid theme, but it's basically a Flight of the Hypogriff/Nuthouse Coaster/Barnstormer clone that's a little taller and longer. With that in mind here's how I would rank the park's headliners.
Roller Coaster is a solid classic, with a bit less airtime than I was anticipating. I definitely prefer the Giant Dipper at Santa Cruz, but for a ride over 100 years old it still packs a bit of a punch regardless. I really love the sense of history the park has for this. My first couple rides on Wicked were somewhat weak, but man on that second and third day the airtime on this thing was REALLY popping. It's easily the park's biggest airtime machine when it's running at its peak. Colossus has easily the best laterals I've ever experienced, with the final super low to the ground helix and the dramatic swooping turn after the second loop being considerable highlights. It definitely makes me want to fast track a trip of King's Dominion to experience the true laterals king in Intimidator 305.
Cannibal...MAN, what a ride. EASILY worth the flight to Utah for, hands down. I adore how unique the elevator lift is, and the drop is just as crazy as I was hoping it would be. The elements are super graceful with my favorite being the weird three quarter loop/overbank thing you do right before the midcourse. The final helix weirdly reminded me A LOT of the Matterhorn with going around the waterfall and through a cave. I generally love the rock work on this thing, easily one of the best themed thrill coasters I've ever experienced (not at the same level as my beloved Mystery Mine though

) I'd have to think about where it fits in my overall coaster rankings, but it's definitely top five material with Mako being the only thing I can think of off the top of my head that actively beats it.
The two dark rides are a great way to round off the attraction line up but unfortunately they have some of the worst waits in the park between the high demand from families and low capacity. Of the two TerroRide for sure has the better effects since it was recently updated, but I FAR preferred Dracula's Castle which is a crazy mix of the Haunted Mansion portrait gallery, Snow White's Scary Adventures (a long mine section) and the Knott's Halloween overlay of the log ride (with the corny AAs)
The two biggest surprises and what really makes this park a must do for me were Lagoon A Beach and Pioneer Village. Lagoon A Beach isn't anything mindblowing, but it's easily the best waterpark within a larger theme park that I've seen. I love how apart from the rest of the park it is, with its own entrance and gift shop. Having a lazy river was a real godsend on Monday when the midways of the rest of the park were unbearably crowded. The slide selection wasn't great but it's awesome to have a couple extreme drop slides just there ready to be experienced. The one tube slide they have is probably the first "so bad it's good" waterslide I've experienced as it had these weird splashdowns throughout the layout that totally killed the momentum and made you bail out of your tube. There were like five of these splashdowns, each with its own lifeguard. I honestly think if Lagoon invested in a water coaster slide to replace this with it'd really send Lagoon-A-Beach over the edge to being a killer water park in its own right.
Pioneer Village...I wasn't prepared for this. Unpopular opinion, but I genuinely like it better than the Knott's Ghost Town. I was absolutely blown away by how many mini museums and themed set pieces this place has, and also love just how remote from the rest of the park it is. You can really get lost back there. I didn't even realize there was a whole other set of mini museums by the log flume until my last day. If anything else, the circus museum is NOT TO BE MISSED and has hands down the most breathtaking diorama I've ever seen in person. Seriously...If you go to Lagoon and are at all a fan of themed environments, DO NOT sleep on Pioneer Village. I'm actually surprised
@D Hulk didn't hype it up for me more. It just totally fell into my wheelhouse. I also love the log flume (simply titled Log Flume) which I believe is one of the first of its kind in the country. The existence of Pioneer Village and Lagoon A Beach to me EASILY makes this a multi-day destination park and not a one day hit the coaster credits and get out kind of deal. I could honestly spend a whole other day just exploring Pioneer Village. There really is that much to see back there.
This trip was like the inverse of my Dollywood trip. I HATED Tennessee as a state for reasons I don't feel like getting into here, but I absolutely fell in love with Utah. The mountain backdrop for Lagoon is freaking phenomenal and it's crazy to me how it's just ...an every day thing for Utah people. I'm now pretty damn thirsty for a national park trip, tbh. Whereas Tennessee I was expecting a lot of down home hospitality and Utah I was expecting a lot of right wing religious nutjobs, the complete opposite ended up being true. I thought for sure after my Tennessee trip that the Mormon thing would be a big factor in the overall vibe of the state, but the subject never came up once. One last thing I have to give props for is that even though the employees made me feel like an actual dinosaur for how young they were (Cue the Rugrats "babies in adult bodies" joke

) they were all incredibly friendly and welcoming. The park also might have the most impressive operations I've ever seen. The queue situation offsets that a bit, but MAN does the park consistently just pump out car after car on every major coaster with minimal loading times. I also love just home homespun the vibe of the park is, and how you can hardly tell where the park ends and the campground begins. Camping at Lagoon is now a bucket list thing for me.