Well the 1st one was at MIB at universal. I was buying a shirt and it was really loud in there. I asked the girl if i can send it back to my room and she looked at me funny and she asked what I said again and I told her. she thought I was asking her to go back to the room with me. lol
Walking down the street at universal it was pouring and me and my other half were soaked and we were splashing each other. there was a foreign couple next to me and she splash a puddle at me and missed and hit the woman right in the face with it. And I'm pretty sure she wasnt saying thanks lol
At Ak in the bird walk thru I was telling somebody how funny it would be to see somebody getttint crapped on and as soon as I said that my g/f got a big pile on the head. lol
we were eating at the hardrock cafe and one of the waitresses drop one of the cherry from the ice cream on the floor and my g/f yelled out to her that you lost ur cherry. lol the waitress got real red and was laughing so hard. I was crying it was so bad. then my g/f finally got it and was embarassedsed and everybody was laughing.
On the bus ride home it was about q in the morning and the driver left the bus lights on. me and my g'f were siting one the side seat whereu can face each other.and some 2 year old kid jumped on the 20 year old girl lap and raised her shirt up and she didnt have a bra on and he bit down on her and I guess was breast feeding. I erupted in laughter lol
the toper woud have to be on me. we were doing laundry at the duck laundry room and I thorugh a sock in behind the washer. so she tells me to go get it. so I did. I climbed on up and bent over and slipped all the way down getting stuck, My legs were vertical. so everybody was grabbing my legs trying to pull me out. Thats lasted about 15 minutes. time to lose some weight!! lol
Walking down the street at universal it was pouring and me and my other half were soaked and we were splashing each other. there was a foreign couple next to me and she splash a puddle at me and missed and hit the woman right in the face with it. And I'm pretty sure she wasnt saying thanks lol
At Ak in the bird walk thru I was telling somebody how funny it would be to see somebody getttint crapped on and as soon as I said that my g/f got a big pile on the head. lol
we were eating at the hardrock cafe and one of the waitresses drop one of the cherry from the ice cream on the floor and my g/f yelled out to her that you lost ur cherry. lol the waitress got real red and was laughing so hard. I was crying it was so bad. then my g/f finally got it and was embarassedsed and everybody was laughing.
On the bus ride home it was about q in the morning and the driver left the bus lights on. me and my g'f were siting one the side seat whereu can face each other.and some 2 year old kid jumped on the 20 year old girl lap and raised her shirt up and she didnt have a bra on and he bit down on her and I guess was breast feeding. I erupted in laughter lol
the toper woud have to be on me. we were doing laundry at the duck laundry room and I thorugh a sock in behind the washer. so she tells me to go get it. so I did. I climbed on up and bent over and slipped all the way down getting stuck, My legs were vertical. so everybody was grabbing my legs trying to pull me out. Thats lasted about 15 minutes. time to lose some weight!! lol
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I'm leaving tomorrow for The World and I only hope my trip is at least half as embarrassing!
