Dan Deesnee
Well-Known Member
I cannot tell you the elation and joy I felt upon first reading this rumor that Speedway was finally, FINALLY being destroyed and replaced.
I am praying that Marni is wrong and Tron is not going simply behind the speedway.
I hate the Speedway with every fiber of my being. It is a borderline carnival attraction that can be found at every 2-bit backwater theme park in the US. I go to Disney for experiences I can't have elsewhere and I would wager that's why most others go as well. It is the ride equivalent of sitting in traffic. The awful gas fumes waft around that area of the park making you feel like you're at the worlds largest gas station. Then there is the noise. Who DOESN'T love the sound of go-karts!!! BRRRRRRPRPRBRBBRBRRRRRRRRRRRRBRBRB-BRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. So much better than listening to the nice music they play, the sounds of laughter and hoots and hollers of people on Mine Train. Give me the sound of 10 engines puttering around a track any day!
Now you might be saying "Yeah but replace it with electric cars and it's all good mannnnn." Stop it, it isn't all good, it's still awful. Consider the footprint, this piece of asphalt-garbage-crap-trash eats up a massive amount of space. The cars also go about 7 mph which is actually slower than the handicapped scooters. Hell make that a ride, let your kid rent a scooter for 20 minutes and just scoot around the park. Even with electric cars and some theme elements added it is STILL 1 tiny, minuscule step above what can be found at any other theme park.
This is a long post, look at all that text, but you know what this "attraction" deserves every word I said above.
I hate the Speedway.
I am praying that Marni is wrong and Tron is not going simply behind the speedway.
I hate the Speedway with every fiber of my being. It is a borderline carnival attraction that can be found at every 2-bit backwater theme park in the US. I go to Disney for experiences I can't have elsewhere and I would wager that's why most others go as well. It is the ride equivalent of sitting in traffic. The awful gas fumes waft around that area of the park making you feel like you're at the worlds largest gas station. Then there is the noise. Who DOESN'T love the sound of go-karts!!! BRRRRRRPRPRBRBBRBRRRRRRRRRRRRBRBRB-BRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. So much better than listening to the nice music they play, the sounds of laughter and hoots and hollers of people on Mine Train. Give me the sound of 10 engines puttering around a track any day!
Now you might be saying "Yeah but replace it with electric cars and it's all good mannnnn." Stop it, it isn't all good, it's still awful. Consider the footprint, this piece of asphalt-garbage-crap-trash eats up a massive amount of space. The cars also go about 7 mph which is actually slower than the handicapped scooters. Hell make that a ride, let your kid rent a scooter for 20 minutes and just scoot around the park. Even with electric cars and some theme elements added it is STILL 1 tiny, minuscule step above what can be found at any other theme park.
This is a long post, look at all that text, but you know what this "attraction" deserves every word I said above.
I hate the Speedway.