Alright, had to see it in person. I hated it. Despite knowing it was a Bob Chapek IP fest, I tried my hardest to like it, but I wanted it to be over only a few minutes in... and it just kept going.... and going.
The positives:
- I'm glad they kept the Epcot Forever BGM as I had grown fond of it and, while somewhat generic, at least it's not IP.
- Thank god they used adult announcers and not kids like Epcot Forever had.
- The tech certainly is cool and the show is pretty. There's no denying that IllumiNations would have gained a lot from some of this tech.
The negatives:
- No pacing. No flow. No energy. The show is segmented, as are all the other new shows, but nothing matters. Nothing builds. A segment starts, goes BALLS TO THE WALL FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, and then stops. Silence. Then the next one starts. Repeat several times until it's over. There's no meaning, no emotion. It's just pretty and
there and nothing more. Happily Ever After was segmented too, but it at least had an overarching theme and narration to tie it together and bookend it.
- Lack of pyro. Remember when people complained that a long segment of ROE had no pyro? This show must have about 75% less pyro than IllumiNations and much more time spent looking at screens. How ironic. This is a fountain and projection show more than anything (because that saves money).
- The stargate and tacos look pretty all lit up, but their slow movement transitions are not interesting. They are not enough kinetic movement to be entertaining, nor are the lame animations on the tacos. And there are very, very long segments - and a LOT of them - where this is all you are looking at. This was definitely not worth destroying the beauty of the lagoon over.
- The music - while I like the actual songs chosen, the arrangements here are so over-layered and so overdone. It was bombastic overkill that did not at all match the very sparsely-changing visuals.
- Then, after way too long, it just kind of ends. It doesn't
feel like it's ending, you only know because the narration tells you it's ending.
And of course, this doesn't belong in Epcot at all. I tried my best to ignore that and hoped that the show itself would be good enough for me to not care, but it isn't. Not even close.
Then, as I walked out, I heard a bunch of people fawning over it and someone say "JuSt BeCaUsE iT HaD CLaSsiCaL MuSiC DiDn'T MaKe iT GoOd" (in reference to ROE). So I screamed internally, knowing that my opinion is in the minority and the average new guest is going to eat it up because they don't think of it beyond "pretty colors I can post to Instagram", and this soulless, emotionless synergy stuff is the future of WDW.
Just my opinion, but, I thought the lights on SE were tacky.
It used to look classy the way it was lighted at night, now it looks like a carnival ride.
I sort of agree. I think the points of light should be reduced in brightness by maybe 30% and the spotlights should still be used as fill lighting. I also think it should "twinkle" in default mode rather than having them all at 100%.