Quite possibly the worst Disneyland experience ever!

[Phroobar]

I blame northern California for most of the weirdness. Isn't that where most of the country's hot dogs are made?

 

[NobodyElse]

The slinky dogs taste like metal.

Sure, but they're a value, considering how far you can stretch one meal.

 

[Curious Constance]

I heard @Curious Constance made out with a hot dog.

Oh, come on! You HAD to bring that up!?

It really WAS just the one time!

And in my defense, the hot dog had a very strong resemblance to Han Solo.

 

[Deleted member 107043]

I blame northern California for most of the weirdness.

Funny, because up here there's a general sense that most of the California weirdos are down south and resemble Kardashians.

 

[Phroobar]

 

[SSG]

I heard they are adding Fast Pass to the hot dog carts.

 

[JoFu]

I heard they are adding Fast Pass to the hot dog carts.

No no, FP+, when the Matterhorn returns from it's current downtime a FP+ Hot Dog ODV will be next to it. They're only testing one ODV location with FP+ this Hot Dog Season, but if it is successful next season they will all be...you can trust me, I'm an insider.

 

[Curious Constance]

No no, FP+, when the Matterhorn returns from it's current downtime a FP+ Hot Dog ODV will be next to it. They're only testing one ODV location with FP+ this Hot Dog Season, but if it is successful next season they will all be...you can trust me, I'm an insider.

But are you an expert?

There is a HUGE difference between a wiener insider and a wiener expert.

 

[JoFu]

But are you an expert?

There is a HUGE difference between a wiener insider and a wiener expert.

Oh honey, I'm a wiener expert...

 

[Curious Constance]

Oh honey, I'm a wiener expert...

LMAO!!!

 

[westie]

I blame northern California for most of the weirdness. Isn't that where most of the country's hot dogs are made?

Linguica man, we make linguica up here.

 

[Phroobar]

I hear there is going to be a new hot dog cart in the Simba parking lot. Disney is going to build a bridge from Paradise Pier to the new hot dog cart. The Paradise Pier hotel will be torn down and a new hotel will be built around the hot dog cart to act as a berm. The new hotel will have a private line to the new hot dog cart.

 

[GiveMeTheMusic]

I didn't want to bring this up because sometimes I have to protect my sources, but this is too important.

There's a new plan afoot to keep Toontown on life support by retheming it to the Wienerschnitzel mascot, The Delicious One (TDO for short).

TDOTown will be a quick hack job and be open for guests in late 2017. Bye Mickey.

 

[Curious Constance]

Okay, this really IS the best thread ever!!!

 

[Dead2009]

So, my parents are at Disneyland now (I didn't go because I went to Disney World a month ago), and they told me that it's unbelievably terrible there. Not only was there the monorail downtime mentioned elsewhere on this forum, but there were other problems as well. First off, the Walt Disney World Railroad, Pirates of the Caribbean, Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln, Grizzly River Run, Silly Symphony Swings and Toy Story Mania! were closed. Throughout the day, Hyperspace Mountain, Indiana Jones and Matterhorn Bobsleds broke. There were no great restaurants to eat at, and the only food there to eat was hot dogs. My mom saw three stands in a row that only sold hot dogs. The cast members were also mean to my parents, and most of the merchandise was overpriced. Yesterday, it took my brother and his girlfriend two and a half hours to get there in an artery-clogging combination of California rush hour, a few car accidents, and people headed on their way to a Beyonce concert. I'm so glad I didn't go there.

Man, this sounds like one big ball of entitlement from your parents, and to think I thought only millennials are the ones that can experience this sort of phenomenon.

All trolling aside

1. When did the WDW Railroad make it's way to California? Because that's pretty impressive.

2. Did they not go in ANY of the restaurants to take a look at the menu? Cause you know, when i go to a Disney park I want all of the places around my home to be inside a theme park so I can feel at home. Woo me.

3. The cast members were probably mean to your parents because your parents initated the irritation towards them.

4. Your brother being stuck in traffic for 2 hours because of a concert has nothing to do with Disney so I dont know why that was even mentioned, take that up with California drivers.

 

[Curious Constance]

I love the Character dogs on Hot Dog days!

 

[Californian Elitist]

I didn't want to bring this up because sometimes I have to protect my sources, but this is too important.

There's a new plan afoot to keep Toontown on life support by retheming it to the Wienerschnitzel mascot, The Delicious One (TDO for short).

TDOTown will be a quick hack job and be open for guests in late 2017. Bye Mickey.

I hollered.

Post of the year.

 

[SteveAZee]

But are you an expert?

There is a HUGE difference between a wiener insider and a wiener expert.

"weiner insider"... phrasing? Are we still doing phrasing?

 

[NobodyElse]

Man, this sounds like one big ball of entitlement from your parents, and to think I thought only millennials are the ones that can experience this sort of phenomenon.

All trolling aside

1. When did the WDW Railroad make it's way to California? Because that's pretty impressive.

2. Did they not go in ANY of the restaurants to take a look at the menu? Cause you know, when i go to a Disney park I want all of the places around my home to be inside a theme park so I can feel at home. Woo me.

3. The cast members were probably mean to your parents because your parents initated the irritation towards them.

4. Your brother being stuck in traffic for 2 hours because of a concert has nothing to do with Disney so I dont know why that was even mentioned, take that up with California drivers.

Ummm.... Could you please get back on topic?

 

[Dead2009]

Ummm.... Could you please get back on topic?

Don't you tell me how to live my life