Post pictures of you!

[tigsmom]

Originally posted by SpongeScott
*sends Mad a 16x20 poster of A-Rod in pinstripes*

How much scrap paper will that tear down into?

 

[SpongeScott]

Originally posted by tigsmom
How much scrap paper will that tear down into?

Oooh, you can be so nasty at times.....:animwink:

 

[tigsmom]

Originally posted by SpongeScott
Oooh, you can be so nasty at times.....:animwink:

I'm sorry.

 

[Lovecraft]

Originally posted by tigsmom
Its line 1 in the Husband's Handbook. :lol:

Hey, in my handbook line 1 says: "Smile and nod alot, especially when you are not interested in the goofy stuff she is talking about or when you see her mouth moving but all you hear is 'Blah blah blah'"

DOH!

You tricked me into revealing yet another item from the Man Book.

 

[tigsmom]

Originally posted by Lovecraft
Hey, in my handbook line 1 says: "Smile and nod alot, especially when you are not interested in the goofy stuff she is talking about or when you see her mouth moving but all you hear is 'Blah blah blah'"

DOH!

You tricked me into revealing yet another item from the Man Book.

Thats what we wives do best.
(and to quote my DH...Yes Dear. )

 

[garyhoov]

Originally posted by tigsmom
Its line 1 in the Husband's Handbook. :lol:

Wife's Handbook:

1. Date boring, responsible men.

2. Fall in love with immature, obnoxious man.

3. Marry said man.

4. Treat dirty socks scattered around room, holes in underwear and un-lowered toilet seats as federal offenses.

5. Continue behavior until man either:
a.) completely loses it and become babbling incoherent madman
b.)breaks and becomes boring responsible man.

6. Dump that loser.

7. Repeat.

Fortunately my wife is only at step 5. :lookaroun :lol:

 

[tigsmom]

Originally posted by garyhoov
Wife's Handbook:

1. Date boring, responsible men.

2. Fall in love with immature, obnoxious man.

3. Marry said man.

4. Treat dirty socks scattered around room, holes in underwear and un-lowered toilet seats as federal offenses.

5. Continue behavior until man either:
a.) completely loses it and become babbling incoherent madman
b.)breaks and becomes boring responsible man.

6. Dump that loser.

7. Repeat.

Fortunately my wife is only at step 5. :lookaroun :lol:

I dated , fell in love with & married the responsible man. (though he isn't boring). He is the one who picks up the dirty socks (usually belonging to the kids, but thats another story )
The seat is ALWAYS down (he lives in a house full of women...even the dog is female).
I'm happy & I'm staying put...I know...."Yes Dear." :kiss:

 

[garyhoov]

Originally posted by tigsmom
I dated , fell in love with & married the responsible man. (though he isn't boring). He is the one who picks up the dirty socks (usually belonging to the kids, but thats another story )
The seat is ALWAYS down (he lives in a house full of women...even the dog is female).
I'm happy & I'm staying put...I know...."Yes Dear." :kiss:

Sounds like your husband is in serious violation of "The Husband's Handbook". Let's just hope he makes his flatulence quota this month. I'd hate to see him lose his license.:lol:

 

[MouseMadness]

Originally posted by garyhoov
Wife's Handbook:

1. Date boring, responsible men.

2. Fall in love with immature, obnoxious man.

3. Marry said man.

4. Treat dirty socks scattered around room, holes in underwear and un-lowered toilet seats as federal offenses.

5. Continue behavior until man either:
a.) completely loses it and become babbling incoherent madman
b.)breaks and becomes boring responsible man.

6. Dump that loser.

7. Repeat.

Fortunately my wife is only at step 5. :lookaroun :lol:

I married the guy who used to sleep through classes in the 11th grade. :lookaroun

What's REALLY scary is that he can legally perform medical procedures on any one of us today! :dazzle:

:lol: Worry not, his work ethic changed quite drastically starting his senior year of h.s. I think it was because he met me. :lookaroun

 

[wdwhoneymooner]

Originally posted by garyhoov


Sounds like your husband is in serious violation of "The Husband's Handbook". Let's just hope he makes his flatulence quota this month. I'd hate to see him lose his license.:lol:

Ummmm.....could someone please tell me where to renew my license? I may be in violation of some codes, but the flatulence quota ain't one of 'em!

:lookaroun

 

[garyhoov]

Originally posted by wdwhoneymooner
Ummmm.....could someone please tell me where to renew my license? I may be in violation of some codes, but the flatulence quota ain't one of 'em!

:lookaroun

Careful! You're coming close to violating not only the "asking for directions" clause but also the "procrastination on paperwork" addendum.

:lol:

:wave:

 

[wdwhoneymooner]

Originally posted by garyhoov
Careful! You're coming close to violating not only the "asking for directions" clause but also the "procrastination on paperwork" addendum.

:lol:

:wave:

ahhhhh....right. Although I am a staunch believer of the "spindoctor - denial" clause:

"Are you SURE that's what I said? Perhaps you misunderstood what I meant........."

 

[JBSLJames]

I lost my license many years ago when I went to see CATS. I am now content in my new surroundings. You may be suprised how the chicks go for a sensitive guy. Tonite, we plan on watching Steel Magnolias and Ghost. Come on in guys, the water is fine:lookaroun .

 

[wdwhoneymooner]

Originally posted by JBSLJames
Tonite, we plan on watching Steel Magnolias and Ghost. Come on in guys, the water is fine:lookaroun .

I've seen both of these several times. I guess my license will be revoked now. On the other hand I've watched Faces of Death and The Three Stooges ad nauseum.

 

[Maria]

James, you are cracking me up with your chickflicks! :lol: Yeah... you have lost your license!

Guys, have I seen you? Where are your pictures? You do realize this is a 'pistures' thread, right? :animwink:

 

[SpongeScott]

Originally posted by JBSLJames
I lost my license many years ago when I went to see CATS. I am now content in my new surroundings. You may be suprised how the chicks go for a sensitive guy. Tonite, we plan on watching Steel Magnolias and Ghost. Come on in guys, the water is fine:lookaroun .

wuss
jerk
sissy
pansy
:lol:

*throws wife's copy of Ever After in the trash can*

 

[JBSLJames]

Originally posted by Maria
Guys, have I seen you? Where are your pictures? You do realize this is a 'pistures' thread, right? :animwink:

Not sure on how to post on thread, but there is an older shot of me and my wife at Epcot back in 1993 on the Photo Albums section. There is also a neat picture of a 747 decked out for Disney that has my companies exhausts on it.

 

[tigsmom]

Haven't seen Steel Magnolias or Ever After, but then again I
own The Usual Suspects, Demolition Man & Judge Dread. (and nobody will watch them with me. )

 

[tigsmom]

Originally posted by JBSLJames
Not sure on how to post on thread, but there is an older shot of me and my wife at Epcot back in 1993 on the Photo Albums section. There is also a neat picture of a 747 decked out for Disney that has my companies exhausts on it.

Open the page in your photo album & copy & post the link here. :wave:

 

[JBSLJames]

Originally posted by tigsmom
Haven't seen Steel Magnolias or Ever After, but then again I
own The Usual Suspects, Demolition Man & Judge Dread. (and nobody will watch them with me. )

Don't know about Usual Suspects, but the other two are decent. I failed to mention that I also own (and enjoy) Pretty Woman, Joe versus the Volcano, Sleepless in Seattle, You've Got Mail, The Runaway Bride, and Rocky Horror Picture Show. To balance that out I have the Mission Impossible movies, the newly released Indiana Jones set, Fish Called Wandea, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Fist Full of Dollars, Extended versions of Fellowship and Two Towers, Pearl Harbor and Titanic (kind of a mix of both)