looks like they will not be putting this bar in...just read an article
Oh wow, thanks for the update, Doug! A lot of people are going to be so disappointed or not. LOL.
The Closest Alcoholic Drink to Every Ride at Disney World
At least, every really good ride http://www.eater.com/2015/8/26/9206573/the-closest-alcoholic-drink-to-every-ride-at-disney-world
EPCOT
RIDE: Test Track, a high-speed driving simulation where you design your own concept car.
DRINK: Pick up a Cracker Ale, made by local Florida brewery Cigar City, at
Taste Track, a grilled-cheese-oriented stand just a few feet outside Test Track's exit.
RIDE: Spaceship Earth, Epcot's flagship ride (it's the one inside the giant Bucky Ball), a slow-moving journey through human technological history.
DRINK: Electric Umbrella is an entirely unremarkable restaurant, save for the fact that it's a two-minute walk from Spaceship Earth, and they sell a strawberry margarita.
RIDE: Soarin', a flight simulator that lets you feel almost like you're really hang-gliding over California.
DRINK: There's a full selection of wine and beer at
Garden Grill, which is in the same pavilion as Soarin' — you don't even need to leave the comfort of your air conditioning.
HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS
RIDE: The Tower of Terror, a Twilight Zone-themed elevator drop that's arguably the second-most fun thrill ride at Disney World.
DRINK: Steps outside the ride's exit is the
Tower of Terror Coffee Cart, where they're happy to spike your iced cappuccino with Kahlua.
RIDE: Rock 'n Roller Coaster, an Aerosmith-themed roller coaster.
DRINK: Stagger out of your Steven Tyler-themed loop-de-loop limousine and head right to
Fairfax Fare for a Bud Lite.
RIDE: The Great Movie Ride is nearly 20 minutes long. You're going to need a drink afterwards.
DRINK: The closest booze to be found is inside the
ABC Commissary, where your best bet is a fruity Chardonnay.
RIDE: Like all Muppet-related things,
Muppet Vision 3D is just deliriously fun.
DRINK: Hang a hard right head to
Mama Melrose Ristorante Italiano. There's often a cocktail kiosk set up outside, but if not, head indoors for a 2-ounce pour of Sambuca.
ANIMAL KINGDOM
RIDE: Besting the Tower of Terror, the Himalayan-adventure-themed roller coaster
Expedition Everest is Disney World's best ride.
DRINK: There's sometimes an
Everest Cart set up right outside the coaster's exit, where you can shotgun a Kingfisher Lager to calm your post-ride nerves. If it's not there, head over to one of the
Yak & Yeti stands for a Safari Amber.
RIDE: Kali River Rapids, a water ride where you're likely to get more than a little damp.
DRINK: Dry off with a Kirin from
Yak & Yeti Quality Beverages.
RIDE: Kilimanjaro Safaris is a beautiful, immersive wildlife tour. You'll need a drink afterwards to deal with your guilt over how much humans are ruining the earth.
DRINK: Kamu Kamu Coffee Shop is technically closest, but spring for a fancy drink at
Dawa Bar, like a Berbere-spiced "African Bloody Mary."
MAGIC KINGDOM
RIDE: Pirates of the Caribbean, the ride that launched a thousand movies.
RIDE: Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, a mining-car themed roller coaster.
RIDE: Splash Mountain, source of the internet's weirdest coaster pictures.
RIDE: Haunted Mansion, definitely not the same thing as Tower of Terror.
RIDE: Seven Dwarfs Mine Train, literally another mining-themed roller coaster.
RIDE: Space Mountain, the granddaddy of them all.
DRINK: The only place that serves alcohol in the Magic Kingdom is
Be Our Guest, and then only at dinnertime. Get an entire bottle of Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin Brut Yellow Label for your troubles. You've earned it.