Pick a sponsor, any sponsor for a ride at WDW.

[Captain Barbossa]

Frozen Ever After, sponsored by Reddy Ice.

 

[CLEtoWDW]

It’s Tough to be a Bug sponsored by Orkin

Tower of Terror sponsored by Otis

Club Cool sponsored by Pepsi

Tomorrowland Transit Authority sponsored by Uber

 

[Tick Tock]

It's Tough To Be A Bug - Sponsored by Orkin

Hollywood Tower of Terror sponsored by Otis

Um...

It’s Tough to be a Bug sponsored by Orkin

Tower of Terror sponsored by Otis

... I'm hearing an echo in here.

 

[JohnD]

Um...

... I'm hearing an echo in here.

I posted Otis first. But you have to admit it is kind of obvious. Not surprised others thought of it.

 

[SourcererMark79]

Beauty and the Beast live on stage, sponsored by Energizer (it keeps going, and going, and going. ..

 

[Animaniac93-98]

Someone said this in another thread, The Making of Me, sponsored by Trojan.

That was me! Some other choices of mine:

Festival of the Lion King - sponsored by Meow Mix
The Seas with Nemo and Friends - sponsored by High Liner Fish Sticks
Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe - sponsored by Pepto Bismol
Frontierland Shootin' Aracade - Presented by the NRA
Test Track - Sponsored by the American Teacher's Association
Star Tours - sponsored by TMZ
Universe of Energy - sponsored by Monster Energy Drinks
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh - sponsored by Toto Toilets
It's a Small World - sponsored by Mack's Ear Plugs
It's Tough to Be a Bug - sponsored by Raid

 

[larryz]

I wonder if Elon Musk and SpaceX would want to put their logo on the Astro Orbiter... maybe change one of the rocket ships to a red Tesla in the process...?

 

[JustAFan]

Mission: SPACE sponsored by Dramamine!

 

[NickWilde]

Mission: SPACE sponsored by Dramamine!

How about Mission: Space sponsored by SpaceX?

 

[KBLovedDisney]

Haunted Mansion sponsored by your local Funeral Home.

 

[Gitson Shiggles]

Muppet Vision 3D - American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons

 

[Gitson Shiggles]

Guest Relations - Kotex

 

[KBLovedDisney]

DisneyQuest sponsored by Toy's R Us.

...too soon?

 

[TwilightZone]

DisneyQuest sponsored by Toy's R Us.

...too soon?

Disneyquest was dated, while toys r us still had potential if ran by different people.
I think more fitting would be disneyquest sponsored by Enron lol.

 

[NiarrNDisney]

Attraction queues sponsored by GermX

 

[WondersOfLife]

Pandora - Pandora Jewelry

--Darn... It's already been done like 5 times.

 

[mouse_luv]

Gaston's Tavern sponsored by Eggland's Best.

ETA:
Hollywood Tower of Terror brought to you by Depends.

The Jungle Cruise sponsored by Amazon

Swiss Family Tree House sponsored by Finlandia

Mad Tea Party sponsored by Pfaltzgraff.

 

[larryz]

Pandora - Pandora Jewelry

--Darn... It's already been done like 5 times.

And it just keeps getting better every time I hear it.

 

[FettFan]

The Rock N Roller Coaster - Starring Aerosmith....presented by Pfizer.

The Walt Disney World Skyyliner....presented by Skyy Vodka.

 

[WondersOfLife]

Muppet*Vision 3D's hokey effects sponsored by Universal Studio's Creative Team