Peter Pan "swords" confiscated in Paris airport

[KevinPage]

http://www.coasterbuzz.com/2004-191-848782.htm

Make sure you read the comments posted by members of the site. I've never laughed so hard in my life :lol: :lol: :lol:

No brie for me!!!!!!

 

[wannab@dis]

Unbelievable! The comments are great --- sad, but true. My thought is the French are re-arming their military!

 

[MichRX7]

This line is so typical...

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"His amazement at the entire episode was underlined for Pete (the dad), when after the swords had been confiscated by the French "jobsworths" he saw vicious looking metal spikes for sale just yards away in the duty free shop."
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The metal spikes were probably sitting next to the "Build Your Own Trebuchet" carry-on kit.

 

[DisneyFine]

Oh Man That Is Funny!Think Of What The Kids Thought!

 

[Number_6]

I think if that happened to me, I would have gone over to the duty free shop, bought the spikes and carried them onto the plane to furthur illustrate the absurdity of the situation. Then demanded they hand over the plastic swords if they are going to let me onto the plane with the spikes. I think they probably would have capitulated at that point.

 

[KevinPage]

capitulated

you get rep points for using such a fancy word :lol: :lol:

 

[LoriMistress]

I don't care if this is mean...I feel like posting this:

Q: Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
A: Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Q: What's the most important piece of equipment all French soldiers are given?
A: A rear-view mirror to watch the war with

Q: Why aren't there any fireworks on Bastille Day?
A: Because the French would just surrender

 

[KevinPage]

I don't care if this is mean...I feel like posting this:

Q: Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
A: Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Q: What's the most important piece of equipment all French soldiers are given?
A: A rear-view mirror to watch the war with

Q: Why aren't there any fireworks on Bastille Day?
A: Because the French would just surrender

If only Eisner was French, we could just make fun of him and kill 2 birds with 1 stone :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[tigsmom]

http://www.coasterbuzz.com/2004-191-848782.htm

Make sure you read the comments posted by members of the site. I've never laughed so hard in my life :lol: :lol: :lol:

No brie for me!!!!!!

What can I say?

 

[LoriMistress]

If only Eisner was French, we could just make fun of him and kill 2 birds with 1 stone :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good times, good times.

 

[barnum42]

The best reply on that Coaster Buzz page is this:

"Go to http://www.google.com/ and type in "French Military Victories" and click on I'm feeling lucky."

:lol:

 

[PixyDust]

The best reply on that Coaster Buzz page is this:

"Go to http://www.google.com/ and type in "French Military Victories" and click on I'm feeling lucky."

:lol:

I'm laughing so hard right now, I wonder if you can hear me across the Atlantic!

 

[Rorymitch]

Its a stupid thing to do i know, but when i was leaving Orlando international airport in july2001 I had to give up my replica light sabre that i bought from star tours. the flight attended said that it was a security risk too and i could be putting people in danger, so maybe its not just the french but everybody

 

[1disneydood]

Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was: 'Never shot. Dropped once.'"

:lookaroun

 

[MichRX7]

Its a stupid thing to do i know, but when i was leaving Orlando international airport in july2001 I had to give up my replica light sabre that i bought from star tours. the flight attended said that it was a security risk too and i could be putting people in danger, so maybe its not just the french but everybody

The plastic ones? Have we all lost common sense? I mean were you going to jump up and flash the light in everyone's eyes momentarily disorienting the entire plane?

 

[TheOneVader]

Yes, this has been going on in America, too.

 

[barnum42]

I'm laughing so hard right now, I wonder if you can hear me across the Atlantic!

Possibly. I thought it was thunder, but it did seem a little happy sounding.

 

[KevinPage]

Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was: 'Never shot. Dropped once.'"

:lookaroun

Junior Soprano could wipe out the whole French Army, also known as the French Knitting and Crafts Club :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[artvandelay]

Its a stupid thing to do i know, but when i was leaving Orlando international airport in july2001 I had to give up my replica light sabre that i bought from star tours. the flight attended said that it was a security risk too and i could be putting people in danger, so maybe its not just the french but everybody

Rorymitch: This isn't the lightsaber you're looking for.

Officer: This isn't the lightsaber we're looking for.

Rorymitch: Move along.

Officer: Move along, move along.

 

[DarkMeasures]

I laugh so much that people say the light saber is a security risk.
It will be when: (the second 2 are not required.)
-Somone creates a laser that is powerful enough, doesn't eat energy, is continous, and can fit in the handle.
-Someone finds a way for the laser to stop at 4 feet.(not required)
-Someone finds a way so that the laser can't go through other lasers...(not required)