Oh yeah! I totally forgot this part! (And wish I had gotten a pic!) As we were getting all of our gear out of the car to head to the beach, I heard this horrible crash! hiss! and looked up to see the palm tree in front of me shaking! Some purple-haired chick in an Audi went up on the curb (for about 40 feet mind you) and ran smack dab into a palm tree! I mean HELLOOOOOO???? I know, I know, those palm trees. Jump out of nowhere
The airbag deployed, which is what I assume the hiss was. They had the girl laying on the ground and she totally didn't look like she was with it at all. Idk if it was from the crash? Or maybe a lil somethin-somethin that caused her to crash head on into a palm tree in a 10mph zone? I do not even know how that happens. Cuz you could tell where she had gone up on the curb, and it was a ways back! Craziness.
Anyhoo. We stayed at the beach for about an hour, then showered off to head down the coast some to some of the areas my hubby used to hang out at. I said "Ok guys, I will get the baby. YOU GUYS GET THE BOOGIE BOARDS" Remember that phrase. You will need it for later in the story
We drove down Gulf Blvd, he showed me where he used to live, and where Sandra Bullock's house was. He totally could have been pulling my leg, but I don't think he was. He worked for the electric co down there and had to change out all the meters in the county. He said it was the only star's home he remembered for some reason, except Hulk Hogan's, which is on an island in the bay and we didn't go by. Some of those houses on Gulf Blvd are insane. I wish I had taken pics, but since we were in such traffic it was difficult and I was in awe of these monstrosities people build!
We made it down to John's Pass, which is a pier-ish area down close to St. Pete. We ate lunch at this beach bar called Gator's.
We tried to sit outside, but it was too blasting hot for the baby, and they wouldn't let us sit under one of the umbrellas, because that section was closed. So we went inside and continued to wait 1,000,000 years for someone to wait on us. It was ridic.
It was too hot to eat something heavy, so I got peel n eat shrimp
Ian's Cuban
Brett's wings, and Luke's "mac and cheese" aka Huge Pasta Dish in the middle
It was really good. But not worth the wait sadly. And also sadly, this is one of the only food pics from the trip! The rest of the time I was too busy trying to feed a screaming baby who believes that if he is in a highchair, there should be food in his mouth.
We headed farther south to St. Pete and I got to see this beauty:
The Don Cesar aka "The Pink Palace". I have wanted to stay here since Samantha did on Great Hotels. Being up close to it though, wasn't such a grand experience as I imagined. Maybe from the beach side? Idk. It just was like BOOM there it is crammed in between two small places and sharing a parking lot with a place across the street? I expected it to be a little more removed and secluded I guess?
Anyways, we went just a few blocks farther to a public beach in Pass A Grille, and were unloading the car, and.....wait. Where are the boogie boards?
"Well you had them when we went off the beach!"
"Yes, but you also had the baby, and then I took him to the car and told you to get them"
"Well I didn't hear you and didn't think I was responsible for them since you had them!"
"Yes well IIIIIIIIIIII had the BAAAAABBBBBBBYYYYYYY so i COOOOOUUUULLLLLDDDDDN'T get them now COOOOOUUUULLLLLLDDDDDDD IIIIIIIIII??? Those aren't even our boogie boards! Now we have to buy new ones to replace them!"
"Well if all you're going to do is complain about it then we aren't staying!"
"Fine."
"Fine."
It got worse. Way worse. We hadn't slept, and we had been cooped up in a car together for far too long. It was a good thing we didn't stay anyway, because it soon came a monsoon. I suggested that we go back to Clearwater to see if someone turned them in. Highly unlikely, I know. So 45 min later, we get back, and lo-and-behold they were still there! Laying on the bench where I left them. So glad we went back! Sadly, it didn't stop the arguing completely