"Oh Boy! Takin the subway eh? Well, be careful at the State & Lake station.. a LOT of punks and pick-pockets hang there... and they might cut you if you make eye contact. *cute mickey laugh* Ha-Ha!"
"...and that corner there is where the Crack Whores hang out at night. They're nice ladies and all, but the cops won't let me talk to them any more. Hey, let's all go for ice cream!"