One Sentence Competition: Summer Fun

[cdunlap]

Southeast Asia:
Why not visit Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, and The Philippines, they have a unique culture reflected in everything, interesting natural wonders, and beautiful ancient ruins.

BONUS:
Between the Rice Fields of Bali, Jungles Of Sumatra, Angkor Ruins of Cambodia, Thai Temples, Ha Long Bay in Vietnam, and Filipino everything, this tour has something for everyone!

 

[Disney Warrior]

Damn! I thought we were going to get a tour of your house.

"Here is where Disney Warrior plays video games."
".... and this is the toilet he spent time hugging after consuming too much Soda and Cocoa Puffs."

Lol I don’t drink soda and rarely eat cereal for breakfast, about time I did another proposal that isn’t a joke. To be fair SNE is my hometown (which I have hinted at previously), I have also been toying with the idea of retheming Lake Compounce, but that‘s getting off-topic

 

[OvertheHorizon]

Disney excels at bringing fantasy to life, and what better way to enhance Adventures by Disney than recreating the Scottish village, BRIGADOON, which legend says appears once every 100 years. Disney has purchased 450 acres of land on Loch Tay, near Killin, in the Central Highlands of Scotland, and built quaint cottages from which the entire family can enjoy a week of boating, fishing, waterskiing, hiking, and storytelling around nightly campfires that will create their own Brigadoon myth.

This is the perfect holiday because it’s an escape from the grind of daily life done in a relaxing environment and idyllic setting.

 

[Lizzy May Bee]

I Have Returned With A Joke Submission

The Moon

What Better Destination To Vacation To Than The Moon, It’s Literally The Moon, Why Not Go To It?
Why To Go To The Moon?
Reasons Stated In The Main Part.​

 

[Lizzy May Bee]

I Have Returned With A Joke Submission

The Moon
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What Better Destination To Vacation To Than The Moon, It’s Literally The Moon, Why Not Go To It?
Why To Go To The Moon?
Reasons Stated In The Main Part.​

Also let me say this is the best clip art I have ever seen

 

[Suchomimus]

I Have Returned With A Joke Submission

The Moon
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What Better Destination To Vacation To Than The Moon, It’s Literally The Moon, Why Not Go To It?
Why To Go To The Moon?
Reasons Stated In The Main Part.​

We don’t talk about Moono, no, no, no!
We don’t talk about Moono!

 

[Lizzy May Bee]

We don’t talk about The Moono, no, no, no!
We don’t talk about The Moono!

Human face moon and clip art moon are arch enemies (canon)

 

[Chaos Cat]

We don’t talk about The Moono, no, no, no!
We don’t talk about The Moono!

BUT,
It was my wedding night
(It was our wedding night)

 

[mharrington]

San Francisco

The City by the Bay is one of the greatest cities in the world. You can explore Golden Gate Park, travel down Lombard Street, take a ride on a cable car, enjoy some clam chowder in a hollowed-out sourdough bread bowl at Fisherman's Wharf, take in a Broadway show at the Orpheum, grab a sweet chocolate treat at Ghirardelli's Square, and of course travel across the iconic Golden Gate Bridge!

All you Disney fans out there might want to visit the Presidio, where you can explore the Walt Disney Family Museum, all about the history behind the man who made this whole empire possible!

 

[MickeyMouse10]

I Have Returned With A Joke Submission

The Moon
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What Better Destination To Vacation To Than The Moon, It’s Literally The Moon, Why Not Go To It?
Why To Go To The Moon?
Reasons Stated In The Main Part.​

It's actually not that bad of an idea. You know crazy rich celebrities would signup for it. Just so they could brag to each other about it.

 

[Tegan pilots a chicken]

Home to numerous museums, parks, and zoos, Chicago is the ideal location for the family looking to take a Disney Adventure on a reasonable budget. Families will spend five days in the Windy City exploring the city’s rich culture and various attractions, including the Field Museum of Natural History, Art Institute of Chicago, Adler Planetarium, Navy Pier, Millennium Park, and a tour of (and during MLB season, a game at) historic Wrigley Field.

BONUS: Holidays in Chicago

Chicago is absolutely lit during the holidays! Experience numerous light displays all over this city, including the Lincoln Park Zoo, in addition to the many seasonal markets and festivals that take place during gift-giving season!

 

[James G.]

Milan-Cortina 2026

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Adventures by Disney will offer a unique experience in 2026, when guests will be able to experience the Twenty-Fifth Winter Olympic Games in Milan-Cortina d’Ampezzo, Italy, from Feb. 6 through Feb. 26, with first-class hotel reservations, reserved transportation between venues, prime seating for major events, and flexible scheduling for every sport, allowing guests to design their own Disney Adventure. The Winter Olympics are more than just sports, and Disney Adventurers can discover the rich and ancient culture of northern Italy with visits to world-renowned museums, some of the greatest opera companies in the world, fine dining and shopping, and admission to the Opening Ceremonies in the San Siro Stadium in Milan and the Closing Ceremonies in the Arena di Verona, a Roman Amphitheater built in 30 A.D.
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For many people, attending the Winter Olympics is a once-in-a lifetime event, and Adventures by Disney has created an experience where guests can immerse themselves in this international celebration of sport, culture and friendship, letting Disney handle the details while the guests can revel in the spectacle and excitement of these legendary Games.​

 

[Evilgidgit]

ICELAND

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Disney Adventures welcomes guests to the Land of Ice and Fire, the majestic Iceland, home to some of the largest glaciers and active volcanoes in the world, there is so much to do -- explore the hidden glaciers and snowy landscapes, visit the capital Reykjavik to visit the historical sights and taste Scandinavian cuisine, go whale watching within Reyjkavik's bay, take a dip in the Myvatn Nature Baths, or go on a day trip around the island to visit such breathtaking sights like the Glymur Waterfalls, or witness the explosive power of Strokkur Geyser.

And best of all, go on a fantastical trip with an eccentric singing minibus driver (at least that's what happened to me), through the snow and night in order to find and behold the beauty of the Northern Lights!

BONUS
BECAUSE OF THIS!

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[Tony the Tigger]

Adventures By Disney: Tunisia provides a truly unique experience, where you can revisit history - both true and imagined.

On this desert trek, you’ll see everything from the ancient City of Carthage, plus remnant structures of the Roman Empire in Testour and Dougga…and even Luke Skywalker’s childhood home “on Tatooine.”

Tunisia doesn’t celebrate Christmas, but the International Festival of the Sahara (originally called the Camel Festival) closes out the year leading up to New Year’s Eve fireworks in the beautiful desert sky!

 

[MickeyMouse10]

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Great job, but man, that place must smell. .... The camels probably smell too.

 

[DisneyFan32]

If my NYC idea for Adventures by Disney isn't worked, but I'd deleted because NYC for Adventures by Disney will won't worked. I'll do again for better one. @tcool123

Kualoa Ranch, O'hau

You'll cross the valley of the lost jungle to explore in Hawaii's biggest adventure for Adventures by Disney,
The jeeps will take a guests a tour around to explore the filming locations at Kualoa Ranch.
ask the host about the questions about movie filming in the valley like Jurassic Park and Godzilla 1998.

Bonus:

You can visit one of the waterfalls a miles away from Kualoa Ranch called Waimea Falls which this Adventures by Disney will bring
the lovely couple like girlfriend/boyfriend or husband/wife to enjoy the view of the waterfalls one of O'hau's romantic moments,
you can ask your girlfriend to proposing her to marry her at Waimea Falls or getting married there for the wedding.

Located inside Waimea Valley Botanical Gardens on the North Shore, the 40-foot Waimea Falls is the safest, most reliable and accessible waterfall for swimming thanks to its paved walking trail (1.5 miles round trip)

 

[D Hulk]

Photos from Hulk’s own travels

HORN OF AFRICA

Jambo and welcome to the Horn of Africa, including the nations of Ethiopia, Kenya and Tanzania, where Adventures by Disney guides warmly welcome travelers and set them on a whirlwind exploration of stellar manmade sights such as the Lalibela rock-hewn churches, the cityscapes of Addis Ababa, then down the coast to the historic Stone Town of Zanzibar.

Thrill to the majesty of seeing wild animals in their natural habitats on an all-inclusive camping safari to pristine wildernesses such as Masai Mara Nature Reserve, the Serengeti National Park, and Ngorongoro Crater, where you will come face-to-face with the Big Five animals, sail over savannah plains in a hot air balloon, and explore the same locations which inspired Disney's artists to create The Lion King.

Become part of the story as your Adventure Guides engage you with authentic local cultures and show you far more than just the sights, all building to our centerpiece safari adventure of a lifetime through gorgeous wildlife habitats which will bring you and your family further from civilization yet closer together.​

 

[ThemeParkPriest]

South Korea
Your tour to South Korea will include a cruise to the tropical paradise of Jeju Island, the historical royal palaces of Seoul, the large Busan Aquarium (built for the 2012 World Expo), and the lush green tea fields of the countryside!

Bonus: With a relatively high number of Christians, Christmas is a great time to visit South Korea!

 

[Suchomimus]

Indonesia (WiP)​

Bonus:

Me after posting basically nothing and getting 8 upvotes:

In all seriousness, you can except the complete product in a moment after this post.

 

[Suchomimus]

Adventures By Disney: Indonesia​

Disney invites you on an island hopping journey around Indonesia and its many natural and manmade wonders on some of its many islands. From the imposing volcano Mount Tambora and grand Borobudur temple to the towering trees of Sumatra and splendid streets of Yogyakarta, Indonesia offers a plethora of unique features and experiences that are as diverse as its many islands.
Bonus:

Indonesia is unique in that it is the world's largest island country, with over 17k islands, many of them steeped in natural beauty and biodiversity, as well providing ample outdoor activities such as snorkeling, surfing, and hiking for those looking to be one with nature.

Alright folks, here it is.