So, this is gonna be an interesting round to review considering the sillier nature of the prompt lead to some serious pitches and some significantly more goofy ones lol. So, I'm gonna do my best
Let's see what Joe Disney thinks!
That’s All Folks! Restrooms.
Found at various Six Flags parks; these restrooms are themed around the iconic Looney Tunes end titles! Visitors walk through that swirly card, walking into the dot in the center, then sitting down behind a door showing a drum, like the older endings of the show.
Bonus - That’s Edible, Folks! Cinnamon rolls shaped much like the “That’s All Folks” cards are for sale here, frosted with the iconic text.
Fun, simple, visually interesting, but not overbearing for a bathroom. Plus, its fun seeing someone burst out of the Disney/Universal bubble. Not much to say here aside from that I like it!
+1 Bonus - A very cute snack
T-Rex Toilets
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Located next to Thunder Falls Terrace, a new set of restrooms open up themed to the ones seen near the T-Rex Paddock in Jurassic Park. While the outside is themed to match the movie, the inside is seemingly a normal bathroom. That is, until a guest spends too long in the bathroom, as the roof turns out to be a scrim, revealing a large T-Rex head looming over the bathroom ready to eat anyone for spending too much time.
Bonus: Added to Thunder Falls Terrace is
Triceratops Droppings: a desert consisting of chocolate, butter, coconut, and oats rolled into smaller handheld snacks.
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This is why I hold it until I get to Toon Lagoon! No funny business there!
It might be a bit over the top to have a startling thing like that happen while on the loo. But honestly a bit of a harmless prank and a cool gimmick for a restroom does not sound that far outside of what Universal would do. The scene is an iconic one too. These bathrooms might have crossed the line a bit for how much Universal would feel comfortable doing, but it only barely crosses. Just a tiny smidge
+1 Bonus - If disney can do it so can universal
Journey of Water Bathrooms
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While seeming to be vulgar to remember, the history of public sanitation and water supply is itself also part of the water cycle, so these whimsical bathrooms festooned with bamboo doors and seashells embedded in the walls are educational as well as useful. Plastered on the walls of stall doors and urinals are historical and scientific but not too dry charts and timelines about how bathrooms are also part of the water ecosystem, providing fun facts to help keep your brain occupied while things "move along". Soothing blues and greens and coconut and pineapple smells piped in immerse you in ancient Polynesia while making your bathroom experience as pleasant as possible while you plan your next adventure in Epcot.
Bonus: Kakamora Cooler
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This delicious and frosty coconut milk and date milkshake is sure to keep your body's own journey moving, complete with a whimsically decorated kakamori coconut patty as a garnish.
There is a companion restroom in Moana, but honestly its embarrassing. I have to believe it wasn't planned and then very late into development they were told they legally needed one in there or something. It is just an unthemed shed in a tiny alley that clearly used to be backstage with some bamboo slightly separating it from the path. Perhaps the worst bathroom in all of WDW. This would be a big improvement and honestly it would be a great way to keep the learning flowing while guests are going. The tropical scents are a nice touch
+1 Bonus - kinda fun
Whimsi-Wonder Restrooms
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This restroom at magic kingdom will combine all of the lands of magic kingdom into this one singular restroom. Murals decorate the walls with designs based on Disney movies and theme park rides, each stall is themed to the many lands of the magic kingdom from the jungle sounds of Adventureland to the sounds of spaceships taking off from Tomorrowland, each stall with come with specific sounds that will truly make this normal looking restroom into an experience of itself, there will be magical mirrors where a character will replace you for a short period of time, there will also be dancing water fountains and the sinks will glow a specific color while a hand is close to it. This restroom will truly give guests an experience similar to a ride rather than an ordinary restroom.
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Bonus: outside of the restrooms will be a cart that will sell different foods and drinks themed to different lands, main example will be the poison apple from Snow White as a candy(obviously not poisoned).
It might just be me, but I don't think I want a mirror in the stall. Much less a magic mirror where characters appear lol. But other than that this is mostly all doable and would be a nice way to add some whimsey. The glowing sinks is a really neat idea I think. Imagine if you could link your MagicBand+ to it so when you set your favorite color for your band it also sets what color to turn your sink. Obviously, this is still just a restroom, but this really would be a uniquely Disney take on one
+1 Bonus - People love candied apples and themed snacks
Fountain of Youth Restrooms
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Located in the Animal Kingdom’s Oasis near the bridge going to Discovery Island, the Fountain of Youth restrooms will offer revitalization for all guests–both those using them and those waiting for their party on benches at the waterfall and pool area. Inside the cave-like bathrooms, sink water seems to magically flow out of holes in the stone wall and turquoise-colored toilets, urinals, and dividers add to the serenity of the facilities. The women’s restroom in particular provides ample mirrors and counter space to freshen up either near the start or end of the day at the park.
Bonus: “The Elixir of Youth” cart sells tea (black, green, chai, chamomile) as well as coffee due to the fact that caffeine gives life to the drooping spirit (and speed to get to the Fountain of Life).
Waterfalls, fountains, myths, ruins/caves. It's like you're just listing things I like lol. The theme technically doesn't fit DAK, but aesthetically it would fit very well which I feel is enough to justify a bathroom. The turquoise is a nice visual touch, and I particularly appreciate the thematic tie of including extra mirrors/counters for the sake of freshening up in the Fountain of Youth.
+1 Bonus - Sounds soothing
I REGRET NOTHING!
SLOPRANO CESSPIT
Next door to Epic Universe's Super Nintendo World, straight from
Conker's Bad Fur Day, comes the most rancid, smelliest, musically-included toilet facilities in the world. Home to the Sloprano himself, The Great Mighty Poo, portrayed via a state-of-the-art animatronic, guests will be serenaded to as they drop in, and pray that they can get out of there just as quickly!
Bonus: Sweet Sweet Sweetcorn Sundae -- Purchase delicious sweetcorn-flavoured ice cream from your local snack cart.
I never played CBFD and didn't even know it existed until I was in high school. But as a kid I knew Conker because he made a cameo appearance in Diddy Kong Racing well before his Bad Fur Day back when his game was just gonna be another kid friendly platformer. That song was the first thing I learned about it. Do I think Universal would ever build this? No. Do I think it would be really funny? Absolutely.
+1 Bonus - Yummmm
