New Disneyland, Open Brainstorming

figmntal95

figmntal95

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And although we have all the right to put Star Tours II in this park, we might as well first put in the original Star Tours, keep it for 11 years so they can wear it out, then replace it, just as the other parks are receiving Star Tours III.
 
TrevorA

TrevorA

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^Wait. You may only join the team if you pass the test.

Question 1: How many tongue-in-cheek ideas can you come up with for this resort before I think of another question?



---TrevorA
 
MANEATINGWREATH

MANEATINGWREATH

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Tell you what, instead of making this a serious resort what if we made this a total nightmare resort for Disney fans?

That way the title of this thread can have a new meaning. As of now it is called "New Disneyland," so that means this could be the "new" generation of Disney theme parks!

I would like to start out with Frontierland, sponsored by the Bass Pro Fishing Shop.

This mega mall land has all of your hunting, camping, and fishing needs, along with a wide variety of stuffed taxidermic animals! And please feel free to check out the local trout tank to see some record-size fish!

Jk, we can do this as a serious thread if you want.

If so how do you all want to start? Obviously we should start on our Disneyland-style park. What should we have, and how should we have it?
 
MarkTwain

MarkTwain

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A very polluted Rivers of America

At long last, Disney will give up on the challenge of creating a futuristic Tomorrowland, and will replace the concept with a Today/Recent-Historyland.

In the tradition of placing the Haunted Mansion in a different land in each theme park, this park's Haunted Mansion will be placed in Today/Recent-Historyland, and will be haunted by oil tycoons and Wall Street executives.

Country Bears will feature all Hannah Montana songs... guest-starring Taylor Swift

Instead of a New Orleans or Liberty Square, there will be a Pittsburgh Square

Obviously, Toy Story Land will be present at the park's opening, but will folded into a larger Pixarland. The presence of Pixarland does not guarantee that Pixar characters will not have attractions in other lands.

That's all I've got for right now...
 
Crazy Harry

Crazy Harry

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TrevorA said:
Man, this resort is looking so good. Maybe, to switch things up, we could have Jungle Cruise be a serious attraction and change the Hall of Presidents into a comedy.
---TrevorA
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I will be bi-partisan and say you can acheive this by only including the two most recent presidents ;)
 
Crazy Harry

Crazy Harry

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Here is my input for attractions:

The Hall of Baldwins
The Carousel of Progresso Soup
Mission: Trading Spaces
Billy Joel's Wild Ride
The Hudson River Cruise
Spaceship Kirsty Ally
Pinnocio's Big Woodie
Buzz Aldrin's Hover Round Blasters
The Universe of Fertilizer
Soarin' Over Yo Mamma
 
MANEATINGWREATH

MANEATINGWREATH

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Now you must remember the opening of the Disney Channel Pavilion in Adventureland right after the park has finished its second year of unsuccessful operation. You can meet your favorite stars right outside the exit of the Jungle Cruise (The most graphic, realistic, and serious attraction in the entire park)! Who cares if it doesn't fit in with its surroundings, it's awesome!

And don't even get me started on what's going down in Critter Country!

Any "Under New Management" attractions in this park yet?
 
TrevorA

TrevorA

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MANEATINGWREATH said:
Any "Under New Management" attractions in this park yet?
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I wonder if we could change the Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln into an Under New Management with John Wilkes Booth. He could "steal the show", if you catch my drift, and break out into a musical number.


---TrevorA
 

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