unkadug
Follower of "Saget"The Cult
That sentence will be turned all inside out by the holiday season.
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New American Adventure Restrooms now open
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englanddg
One Little Spark...
You can schedule your Blame Megs?
Cmdr_Crimson
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Ben Franklin:
Well, Mr. Twain, what do you think of our American Bathroom's Now?
Mark Twain:
I think the founding fathers never dreamed of a Bathroom like this.
Ben Franklin:
Of course not!
We weren't dreamers.
We were visionaries.
That is why our Bowels withstands the rigors of time.
Mark Twain:
Easy now, Dr. Franklin!
This nation's still just a youngster, don'tcha know?
Why, some Bathrooms have been around for fifty centuries.
We're, uh, barely into our third.
Ben Franklin:
That's true, but look what we've accomplished in that tiny span of time!
Mark Twain:
My dear doctor, earlier you found John Steinbeck so inspiring, but he also sounded this warning.
"While the churches, bringing the sweet smell of piety for the soul, came in prancing and farting like brewery horses in bock-beer time, the sister evangelism, with release and joy for the body, crept in. silently and greyly, with its head bowed and its face covered."
Ben Franklin:
I may have invented these bifocals I'm wearing, but I can assure they are not getting Foggy!
Mr. Twain, the golden age never was the present age, but with human liberty we can fulfill the promise and meaning of America's Bathrooms.
To everyone a chance to use a toliet, Regardless of their birth. The Right to Number one, Number two, and to wash hands thoroughly after using them.
This is the promise of America's bathrooms!
Mr. Twain, 'tis easy to see, hard to foresee, but I foresee the American Adventure Bathrooms to continue a long, long time!
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FigmentsFangirl
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O......K, all this excited talk of new bathjrooms PLUS pictures, Someone tell me someone was unable to hold it in {and by hold it in I mean the camera, stop thinking bathroom thoughts, though I gotta admit, this is a thread talking about the new bathrooms}
Big, nice and shiny, I miss the old ones
Big, nice and shiny, I miss the old ones
unkadug
Follower of "Saget"The Cult
I think that went right over their heads!
Since1976
Well-Known Member
Imagine...a themed bathroom for every attraction!
"Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Restroom..."
it's a small stall after all...
"All the faucets sing words and the hand dryers too, in the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Restroom..."
"Ladies and gentlemen, the backside of toilet water!"
"Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Restroom..."
it's a small stall after all...
"All the faucets sing words and the hand dryers too, in the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Restroom..."
"Ladies and gentlemen, the backside of toilet water!"
ToTBellHop
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So where is the restroom with Moaning Myrtle? MGM?
CDavid
Well-Known Member
Or maybe,
"All the faucets sing words and the hand dryers too, in the Tinkle Tinkle Tinkle Tinkle Tinkle room..."
Cmdr_Crimson
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I guess the idea of the American Adventure Bathrooms being called "Golden Dreams" Was axed pretty quickly..Lol..
ToTBellHop
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The toilets do, however, play the four notes that accompany "America" in the opening of that song. Magical synergy.I guess the idea of the American Adventure Bathrooms being called "Golden Dreams" Was axed pretty quickly..Lol..
ddrongowski
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SORRY! But if people are getting this excited about bathrooms, WDW is in serious need of major updating.
Also isn't it creepy and wrong to be taking pictures in a public restroom, cue the "to catch a pervert" music.
Also isn't it creepy and wrong to be taking pictures in a public restroom, cue the "to catch a pervert" music.
ToTBellHop
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No creepier than taking pics of an empty strip club or empty locker room.SORRY! But if people are getting this excited about bathrooms, WDW is in serious need of major updating.
Also isn't it creepy and wrong to be taking pictures in a public restroom, cue the "to catch a pervert" music.
ddrongowski
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Well since I know I don't do that, is this your admission that you have a "special hobby"?
Since1976
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The restrooms at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter actually do have Myrtle's voice. My young son was a little creeped out by it and I had to tell him it was okay to "relax and let go."
COProgressFan
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Has that bathroom ever been renovated? I was in the mens room maybe 2 or 3 years ago and it was still pure 1982 Epcot. Didn't even have the faucets that turn on automatically. Very old school. And tiny. Surprised about the lack of a changing table though. Maybe it's just too small to fit one?
Cmdr_Crimson
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Also isn't it creepy and wrong to be taking pictures in a public restroom, cue the "to catch a pervert" music.
Goofnut1980
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I wonder how that will work with the usual Christmas area they do on the side now??? I hate that they moved the tree from the center fountain to the side.. It looks stupid last year.. it was all hidden by kiosks!
