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General Grizz
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Pizza Jokes
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.
11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
15. Stutter on the letter "p."
16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.
11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
15. Stutter on the letter "p."
16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
no2apprentice
Well-Known Member
Sausage, onion, black olive, and extra cheese. Pan style, of course.
Oh, and one defibrillator standing by with the paramedics.
Oh, and one defibrillator standing by with the paramedics.
Eliz...so bored that I just did these two :lol:
Cheese Cheese on my pizza...on my pizza that you make...
Sauce Sauce on the crust...on the crust that's baked..
(sung to "Sad But True")
(Ok, so it's not from Master of Puppets...gimme some slack :lol: )
Yes...I did just do this...when I was singing...they hung up....and the girl laughed when I called the other pizza place and talked about the lowest bidder :lol:
She said, "Well, the best I can do is throw in a can of coke and some napkins"
SpongeScott
Well-Known Member
Re: Re: MMMMMmmmm
OMG.....so much for us ever having a future together. Onions and peppers? Try m-rooms, sausage, and extra cheese.
SpongeScott
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Re: Re: Re: Re: MMMMMmmmm
Cool. You're still officially in the running! Though I will admit that Elizabeth's garlic-chicken pizza also sounds very good.
Steamboat_Kevin
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I prefer pizza with a side of mashed penguin.
Mmmmmmmmmm.... penguin :slurp:
Mmmmmmmmmm.... penguin :slurp:
Steamboat_Kevin
Well-Known Member
You really oughta try penguin :lookaroun
imagineer boy
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Mmmm!!! I love pizza with a side of kickers.:slurp: :slurp: :slurp: :slurp:
Steamboat_Kevin
Well-Known Member
Oh, but doesn't he look appetizing???Originally posted by strobe
But Penguins mean Linux - and Linux is a friend - why eat it?!?
:lol: :lol:
EDITED: "Devour my insides, Strobe!"
:lookaroun
Main Street USA
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uh...he he