"What's This? (Scary Teddy Version)"
(To the tune of "What's This?" from "The Nightmare Before Christmas")
Verse 1:
What's this? What's this?
A strange and eerie sound.
What's this?
Some claws upon the ground?
What's this?
The shadows creeping closer, all around.
What's this? What's this?
A ghostly teddy bear,
With claws and fangs that glisten,
Gives you quite a scare.
Oh no, I'm really frightened now,
But I can't look away, I swear.
What is this?
What's this?
Verse 2:
What's this?
He's growling at the moon.
What's this?
He hums a haunted tune.
What's this?
I feel my heart is racing, as he grins and paces,
I’m doomed!
What's this?
There's something dark and creepy,
It’s stalking me at night.
Oh no, this isn’t right!
The Teddy’s quite a fright.
I can't believe my eyes,
I wonder if it's real or just a sight!
What is this?
What's this?
Bridge:
The Scary Teddy comes alive,
With monstrous growls and creepy vibes.
He’ll give you nightmares in disguise,
It's chilling and it’s thrilling,
Feel the dread just filling me inside!
Verse 3:
What's this?
The town is full of screams.
What's this?
It's more than just a dream.
What's this?
The Scary Teddy's flying,
Through the sky, I'm crying,
Why oh why?
What's this?
The children run and hide,
No sugarplums or candy,
Just terror spreading wide,
There’s something sinister in this,
I'm scared but yet I feel alive.
What is this?
Outro:
Oh, the Scary Teddy's here,
To bring us all some fear.
I’ve had enough of spooky stuff,
I want to disappear.
Oh no, what's this?
He’s here, what's this?
Beware, what's this?
What's this?
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