"Memorandum of Understanding" Exempt Facilities Report (Health/Accident Issues)

[MisterPenguin]

https://www.fdacs.gov/content/download/81386/file/july-2022-exempt-facilities-report.pdf

 

[JoeCamel]

https://www.fdacs.gov/content/download/81386/file/july-2022-exempt-facilities-report.pdf

Looks like theme parks are a dangerous place for boomers. Time to move to the home

 

[Chi84]

Looks like theme parks are a dangerous place for boomers. Time to move to the home

Or go to Legoland

 

[danlb_2000]

Or go to Legoland

You have obviously never stepped on a Lego.

 

[JoeCamel]

You have obviously never stepped on a Lego.

You could break a hip

 

[Touchdown]

You could break a hip

I know your making a joke, but breaking a hip when older is no joke. If you are older then 80 and break your hip your 6 month mortality is 66%, 90 it goes up to 75%. Those numbers are worse then most cancers.

 

[Clamman73]

I’d appreciate if Disney would smooth out the Safari road a bit. Seems a bit unnecessary and detracts from the experience bouncing around in some sections.

 

[JoeCamel]

I know your making a joke, but breaking a hip when older is no joke. If you are older then 80 and break your hip your 6 month mortality is 66%, 90 it goes up to 75%. Those numbers are worse then most cancers.

I wasn't joking, I live with the possibility daily due to mobility issues

 

[MisterPenguin]

Or go to Legoland

I’d appreciate if Disney would smooth out the Safari road a bit. Seems a bit unnecessary and detracts from the experience bouncing around in some sections.

Someone had a cardiac event on Living With The Land... so, I think neither Legoland nor a smoother safari is the solution.

 

[JoeCamel]

Someone had a cardiac event on Living With The Land... so, I think neither Legoland nor a smoother safari is the solution.

A lot of strain involved with picking cukes

 

[andysol]

I’d appreciate if Disney would smooth out the Safari road a bit. Seems a bit unnecessary and detracts from the experience bouncing around in some sections.

As someone who just came back from safari, I disagree.
It enhances the experience and is certainly more authentic.

 

[nickys]

Imagine what the report is going to look like for Guardians and motion sickness.

 

[JoeCamel]

Imagine what the report is going to look like for Guardians and motion sickness.

If you chuck a churro in the trash cans provided at the end of the ride does it get reported or are you off to Connections for a new churro?

 

[UNCgolf]

As someone who just came back from safari, I disagree.
It enhances the experience and is certainly more authentic.

I have no problem with the Safari being bumpy, but I do think the original storyline is at least part of the reason for it, since it wasn't originally just "casually drive through and look at animals".

I personally think the current version is better than the one with a storyline, even though I'd feel the opposite on essentially any other Disney attraction and I liked what they were trying to do with the story. It just detracted from the living animals too much; they felt like set dressing.

 

[networkpro]

I have no problem with the Safari being bumpy, but I do think the original storyline is at least part of the reason for it, since it wasn't originally just "casually drive through and look at animals".

I personally think the current version is better than the one with a storyline, even though I'd feel the opposite on essentially any other Disney attraction and I liked what they were trying to do with the story. It just detracted from the living animals too much; they felt like set dressing.

The search for Little Red and her mother made the rest of the animals just set dressing. The ending was a bit graphic and only could have been worse if they had a "bush meat on a stick" salesperson as you exited the ride shed.

 

[Gillyanne]

If you chuck a churro in the trash cans provided at the end of the ride does it get reported or are you off to Connections for a new churro?

I didn't physically get sick after riding guardians, but I definitely had to take a moment to breathe after we got off before we exited the show building... A cast member came over and gave me a barf bag and a small bottle of water so they could very well use that as a means of counting...

 

[larryz]

https://www.fdacs.gov/content/download/81386/file/july-2022-exempt-facilities-report.pdf

Maybe Disney should start requiring guests to provide proof of a recent physical exam and doctor's clearance for rides and attractions...

 

[Goofyernmost]

I know it is kind of fun to joke about old people, but just as a reminder, everyone, if they live that long, will become old and frankly it sucks. There is nothing that one can do about it no matter how determined we are to believe that age is just a number. I'm sorry to say that age is also an inevitable condition and it is close to the bottom of that proverbial hill. Not exactly a funny personal time of life. It is that rare experience that is shared completely equally from dirt poor to fabulously wealthy. It cannot be escaped.

 

[JoeCamel]

I know it is kind of fun to joke about old people, but just as a reminder, everyone, if they live that long, will become old and frankly it sucks. There is nothing that one can do about it no matter how determined we are to believe that age is just a number. I'm sorry to say that age is also an inevitable condition and it is close to the bottom of that proverbial hill. Not exactly a funny personal time of life. It is that rare experience that is shared completely equally from dirt poor to fabulously wealthy. It cannot be escaped.

Have you never been on Pan?

 

[Goofyernmost]

Have you never been on Pan?

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