The Magic Kingdom, the second oldest Disney theme park in the world, is looking very tired and old right about now.
I visited the park last Friday for the first time in just over a year, and after seeing Tokyo and Hong Kong Disneylands for the first time, and it has seen better days.
Totally independent of criticisms over high food prices, overcrowding, minimal staffing or how humid the place can get, the actual show the park puts on needs a lot of help.
Several E-tickets had effects that were either broken or not working very well. Pirates had characters that barely moved and one had a dislocated neck that was like something out of a Simpsons parody. Haunted Mansion was so dark you could hardly see certain effects and the scrims in the graveyard were so dirty everything looked out of focus, neither of which was an issue in the near-identical Tokyo version. The teacups on the Mad Tea Party looked very scratched and beat up on the inside and Space Mountain...well, its been 10 years since it was supposed to get a top-to-bottom upgrade and its only gotten worse since then. Big Thunder Mountain might as well have no effects since so few are working outside of the Tumbleweed set.
There are rumors of major refurbs happening soon in preparation for the 50th Anniversary, but what the park really needs to get back to is REGULAR maintenance. Not just fixing rides every 5-10 years and then only having them in good shape for a couple of months. Pirates looked great back in Feb 2018, what they heck happened? Did they just let the rest of it go when they changed the Auction scene?
For what they're charging to get in EVERYTHING should be in great shape, or at least very good on a consistent basis. It's Disney parks basics, or at least was.
If we can't get a new night time parade, or a show at the Diamond Horseshoe, or a replacement for Stitch, or the Country Bear Christmas, or the Main Street Theater, can we at least get the rides we have now working properly for the 50th and beyond?