Letterman's Top Ten Disney List

[cherrynegra]

Saw this and thought I'd share just as I was taught.

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/

Top Ten Ways Disney Is Improving Its Image

10. Every 3-day pass to Disneyland now includes 24-hour marriage to Britney Spears
Mark A., Tacoma, WA

9. Changing back to "It's a Small World" from recent "It's a Shizzle Whizzle"
Brian S., Fort Collins, CO

8. Newest reality show: "Who Wants To Schedule Our Prime Time?"
Brad H., Marriottsville, MD

7. Putting Winnie the Pooh on Atkins Diet
Roger M., Toms River, NJ

6. Chicken sandwiches sold at all Disney theme parks now include only 25% rat
Graeme McG., Sylva, NC

5. Pluto and Goofy wedding cancelled
Brett M., Susanville

4. New corporate mantra: "What would Annette Funicello do?"
Edward K., Toronto, Ontario

3. Michael Eisner replaced by A-Rod
Jane S., Baltimore, MD

2. Cinderella getting breast enhancements and Botox
Melody D., West, Jordan

1. Neutering Goofy
Chris O., Frederick, MD

 

[mkt]

:lol: :lol:

 

[kal1484]

That is HILLARIOUS!!!! :lol:

 

[PhotoDave219]

Priceless... simply Priceless :lol: :lol:

 

[cherrynegra]

Yes, I'm particularly fond of number 2. Cinderella getting breast enhancements and Botox. I would not put it past the current management geniuses to have this happen.

 

[FanofDinsey1981]

that was tooo funny! I personally like #10, anyone who makes fun of Britany Spears is ok in my book.

 

[Tramp]

Originally posted by FanofDinsey1981
that was tooo funny! I personally like #10, anyone who makes fun of Britany Spears is ok in my book.

That was MY cue!

 

[General Grizz]

Originally posted by Tramp
That was MY cue!

Never gets old, Sir!

 

[NemoRocks78]

Those are hilarious!! I can't stop laughing!! :lol: :lol:

 

[MadameCheshire]

Those are great :lol:

 

[TiggerBW]

:lol:
:lol:
:lol:

THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

 

[AliciaLuvzDizne]

my favorite...Changing back to "It's a Small World" from recent "It's a Shizzle Whizzle"
hehe
:lol:
in fact
i think i smell a new sig comming up...