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Let's Make The Longest Thread Ever!

Nemmy

Nemmy

New Member
Original Poster
Just like the forum name is, this is Chit Chat. Just post random stuff about your life, any comments, funny stuff that you find, plagarism, stories about how you ripped a guy off on PayPal and evilly laughed at how he cried for his money back...stuff like that.

Let's make the longest thread ever!
 
Steamboat_Kevin

Steamboat_Kevin

Well-Known Member
Nemmy said:
Let's make the longest threat ever!
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Uhhhmmm... let's see... *deep breath*

I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO YOUR DOG AND THEN CUT OFF YOUR LIMPS WITH A FORK AND EAT THEM FOR DINNER WITH A CHIANTI AND A SIDE OF DIJON KETCHUP AND THEN AFTER THAT I WILL TAKE OUT YOUR BRAINS THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND THEN THROW THEM OUT MY WINDOW ONTO AN ONCOMING FORD EXPLORER DRIVEN BY A SOCCER MOM AND THEN AFTER THAT I AM GONNA BURN YOU AND THROW YOUR ASHES IN THE TOILET!

Is that a long enough threat?
 
mkt

mkt

When a paradise is lost go straight to Disney™
Premium Member
alright.. threats it is.

I'm gonna hit you over the head with a 2X4. While you're unconscious, I'm gonna take this 1940's rusty switchblade, and I'm gonna carve out your eyelids. Then, I'm gonna replace them with 30 grit sandpaper. After that, I'm gonna get Mr. Scalpel out, and I'm gonna sell your innards to a third world medical school, and replace them with parts from a 1974 Blue Chevy Nova.

Enjoy redlining your eyes there Nova.

Happy Hallowee!!
 
DisneyCP2000

DisneyCP2000

Well-Known Member
You better get moving...i think these folks have ya beat.

twine.jpg
 
Not For Sale

Not For Sale

Active Member
Steamboat_Kevin said:
Uhhhmmm... let's see... *deep breath*

I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO YOUR DOG AND THEN CUT OFF YOUR LIMPS WITH A FORK AND EAT THEM FOR DINNER WITH A CHIANTI AND A SIDE OF DIJON KETCHUP AND THEN AFTER THAT I WILL TAKE OUT YOUR BRAINS THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND THEN THROW THEM OUT MY WINDOW ONTO AN ONCOMING FORD EXPLORER DRIVEN BY A SOCCER MOM AND THEN AFTER THAT I AM GONNA BURN YOU AND THROW YOUR ASHES IN THE TOILET!

Is that a long enough threat?
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Dijon Ketchup? Dijon Ketchup?! DIJON KETCHUP?! HOW DARE YOU! THERE IS NO SUCH THING YOU NO TALENT HACK I WILL DESTROY YOU, YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH, LIES ARE ALL I SEE FROM YOU THEREFORE I WILL SPRINKLE DELICIOUS SEASONINGS ON YOU FOR I KNOW YOU WILL TASTE BITTER AND FOR THAT I SAY, GOOD DAY SIR.

Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
 
FigmentJedi

FigmentJedi

Well-Known Member
DisneyCP2000 said:
You better get moving...i think these folks have ya beat.

twine.jpg
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IT"S THE BIGGEST BALL OF TWINE IN MINNESOTA. All hold reverence towards that glorious huge magestic sphere and fall to their knees and cry until the security guards throw them out!
 
Steamboat_Kevin

Steamboat_Kevin

Well-Known Member
Not For Sale said:
Dijon Ketchup? Dijon Ketchup?! DIJON KETCHUP?! HOW DARE YOU! THERE IS NO SUCH THING YOU NO TALENT HACK I WILL DESTROY YOU, YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH, LIES ARE ALL I SEE FROM YOU THEREFORE I WILL SPRINKLE DELICIOUS SEASONINGS ON YOU FOR I KNOW YOU WILL TASTE BITTER AND FOR THAT I SAY, GOOD DAY SIR.

Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
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WELL NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
I'M GONNA FLIP YA, FLIP YA FOR REAL!
 
FigmentJedi

FigmentJedi

Well-Known Member
And the monkeys threw feces and bananas and breakfast cereal and fruit bats and cows and pants and cheese and rabid bunnies and orangutans and lemurs and badgers and katanas and ninja turtles and tigers and underwear and fans and flaming logs and selfdestructing DVD's and board games and soda cans and remote controls and sharks and chupacabras and yetis and bookshelves and chainsaws and karoke machines and neck pillows and pianos and laserpens and encyclopedias and printers and iPods and action figures and LEGOs and penguins and radioactive boxers and chairs and deathrays and nuclear devices and former presidents and violins and refrigerators and mushrooms and boxes of Girl Scout Cookies and Spaceballs the flamethrower and coloring books and lunchboxes and sea monsters and cordless phones and magnetic tape and The Cheat talking plushes and old Japanese paintings and metronomes and beanie babies and polar bears and llamas and alpacas and emus and angry moles until they both died of exhaustion and pain from being cut up, burninated, sugarated, and mauled by angry mammals. The End.... or is it? No wait it's the end... of this post anyway.
 

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