Laboring Through with Our Magic Friends

mpoppins76

mpoppins76

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Uponastar said:
:D

I guess we should stop talking about it. :lookaroun
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Prolly a good idea :lookaroun
Uponastar said:
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
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Uponastar said:
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
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*checks*

:lookaroun
Uponastar said:
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
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:(
Uponastar said:
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
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:xmas:
 
PotteryGal

PotteryGal

Active Member
Uponastar said:
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
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I love #7!

Uponastar said:
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
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I'm at 3, heading for 4. :lookaroun Well, Mrs. Claus anyway. If I were Santa, I'd need hormone replacement therapy. :lookaroun

k.hunter30 said:
He is LOVING it Betty! It's just so great for him. It's definitely a lifestyle change for us though. I think the church is our second home right now we're there so much... But it's all good. Hopefully in the fall things will die down a bit.
How's everything on your end Fishy? Cleaning I see... :brick:


Jenny! I'm great. How's everything with you? How are the kids?
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Doing good - the kiddos are in school right now. Joel has four teeth gone and freckles all over his cheeks, Abby is in 5th grade, and has resigned herself to having a ball python be the class pet in her gifted class. :hurl: She learned she wasn't the only one that didn't want to hold it. :animwink:
 
k.hunter30

k.hunter30

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PotteryGal said:
Doing good - the kiddos are in school right now. Joel has four teeth gone and freckles all over his cheeks, Abby is in 5th grade, and has resigned herself to having a ball python be the class pet in her gifted class. :hurl: She learned she wasn't the only one that didn't want to hold it. :animwink:
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:dazzle: :dazzle:





Connor - how have you been? School start yet?
 
mpoppins76

mpoppins76

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k.hunter30 said:
He is LOVING it Betty! It's just so great for him. It's definitely a lifestyle change for us though. I think the church is our second home right now we're there so much... But it's all good. Hopefully in the fall things will die down a bit.
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Awww, that's great that it's going so well for him, Kat :)
 
Uponastar

Uponastar

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GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you
once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone
 
Nemo14

Nemo14

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Original Poster
Uponastar said:
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you
once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone
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Well, none of those apply..... :lookaroun
 
Uponastar

Uponastar

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SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . .having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .not piddling in your pants.
 
Uponastar

Uponastar

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GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
 
k.hunter30

k.hunter30

New Member
Uponastar said:
SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . .having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .not piddling in your pants.
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:ROFLOL: :ROFLOL:
These are great Dot!
 
Nemo14

Nemo14

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Original Poster
Uponastar said:
SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . .having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .not piddling in your pants.
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:lookaroun


:o
 
Nemo14

Nemo14

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Original Poster
Uponastar said:
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
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:D

:D
 
PotteryGal

PotteryGal

Active Member
Uponastar said:
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
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I just found my new signature! :D
 

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