ChristianG
Well-Known Member
They've done it before and they'll do it again
I was really looking forward to the movie; even waited to see it in the theater with XD and everything (well, everything except the vertigo-inducing 3-D). I thought it started off really good and funny. Seems that studios are just going overboard with the CGI. The overblown ending just was too-much (won't drop any spoilers). Kinda reminds me of the PoC movies as well. In the beginning, the CGI complemented the story-telling. Then, it became the story. Kinda like auto-tuning; it's best when you don't notice it. It was definitely notieced at the end of JC. And, the movie suffered because of it.Well, yeah, if you don't understand basic math (or Hollywood arithmetic), it doesn't compute.
Jungle Cruise cost 200 million to make, NOT counting ads and promotions, which can add millions more to a film's budget. In order for JC to BREAK EVEN, it has to make at least $400 million. Which it won't, despite the press' apologetics. Does that compute a little better now?
Weren't they actually considering sticking an Eddie Murphy animatronic in the Haunted Mansion, only to ditch the idea when the movie was hated by critics?And maybe Eddie Murphy in the Haunted Mansion?
The key is Jungle Cruise was not a live action remake of a classic animation. The live action remakes are what soured the audiences. Jungle Cruise is a very enjoyable movie and so is the park attraction.I hope not, POTC will never be able to be experienced in its original condition. The movies are nowhere near as popular anymore and obviously I doubt Disney will ever go back.
Jungle cruise is one of the best rides I think. I love the 40's music and the ride itself. So unique and such a timeless attraction.
The backside of the Rock should never be taken for granite. He would make the ride boulder and his smolder has been known to make me sedimental.I wanna see the backside of water, NOT the Rock…
Nor do I wanna smell what he’s cooking…The backside of the Rock should never be taken for granite. He would make the ride boulder and his smolder has been known to make me sedimental.
Not all that glitters is gold. I heard the Rock is pretty shale-o and definitely not very gneiss.The backside of the Rock should never be taken for granite. He would make the ride boulder and his smolder has been known to make me sedimental.
Nor do I wanna smell what he’s cooking…
Apparently, the gorillas are back to trashing the camp and even throwing dynamite (complete with an explosion) into the water.
In total, I approve of this refurbishment.
It came to MK today.In WDW too? I thought the dynamite effect was only at Disneyland.
Anyone have a vid? This is some cool newsIt came to MK today.
Anyone have a vid? This is some cool news
I wanna see the backside of water, NOT the Rock…
No thanks, I can watch the backside of the rock on WWE on Peacock anytime, but thanksYou might like the backside of the Rock.
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