I think Jose was taking a few too many Tequila shots in the La Cave del Tequila shop in the pavilion before showing up for work. No need to try all 200 varieties of Tequila.
Every time I see the title of this thread, I think of this SNL skit.
Just replace the word "teacher" with "Jose" every time she says it, and this could be a perfect reenactment of our dear Caballero's ordeal.