Imagineering Weekends: Whose Park Is It Anyway?

[spacemt354]

Cool, and then we should check out Rockin' Roller Coaster...didn't Jimmy Fallon and Kevin Hart ride that?

 

[DisneyManOne]

No, that was Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit, remember?

 

[spacemt354]

Why am I so forgetful today?

 

[DisneyManOne]

Maybe that terrible bump on the head you got on Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey has something to do with it?

 

[spacemt354]

I got Whomped by the Whomping Willow?

 

[DisneyManOne]

You sure did, Dad...are you feeling all right?

 

[spacemt354]

Well...apparently I lost my left hand too...so I have to be all right?

 

[DisneyManOne]

How did you lose your left hand?!

 

[spacemt354]

I think it was a loose seal at Sea World?

 

[DisneyManOne]

Seals aren't vicious...oh no, did you put your hand in the shark tank?

 

[spacemt354]

Ah! I thought the sign said seals?

 

[DisneyManOne]

...huh...well, I guess your short-term memory loss didn't come from that bump you got on Harry Potter...but where did it come from, then?

 

[spacemt354]

I must be under a Confundus charm?

 

[DisneyManOne]

Wait...we went to SeaWorld--where your hand got bit off by the shark--before we went to Universal, so how could you be under the Confundus charm?

 

[spacemt354]

What is happening to me today?

 

[DisneyManOne]

I have no idea...so, to recap: when we were at SeaWorld, you got your left hand bitten off by a shark because you thought the sharks were harmless seals, and now you're confusing Universal for Disney's Hollywood Studios...Dad, do you have some kind of mental disorder?

 

[spacemt354]

Why do you keep calling me Dad?

 

[DisneyManOne]

You're the one who called me son at the beginning of this conversation...oh, crap...you've forgotten you have a family, didn't you?

 

[spacemt354]

Oh my gosh...are they at Disney's Hollywood Studios?!

 

[DisneyManOne]

No, they didn't want to come with us to Universal, so they're still at the hotel...I hope...do you want me to call Mom?