If Disney re-wrote the Bible

[Tiggerdude]

The Walt is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in a themed Value Resort:
He leadeth me beside the Imagineered waters.
He refurbisheth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of the ride entries for His name' sake.

Yea, though I float through the waters of the Pirates of the Caribbean,
I will fear no evil: For Walt art with me;
Thy Meal plan and thy Fast Pass, they comfort me.
Thou preparest me a table at the Crystal Palace through Advance Reservations;
Thou annointest me with merchandise; My baggage runneth overweight.

Surely trinkets and memories shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Mouse forever.

Ashes to animatronics... Dust to flume...

Amen.

Any other thoughts?

 

[Montyboy]

I commend you for trying.

 

[happymom52003]

The Walt is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in a themed Value Resort:
He leadeth me beside the Imagineered waters.
He refurbisheth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of the ride entries for His name' sake.

Yea, though I float through the waters of the Pirates of the Caribbean,
I will fear no evil: For Walt art with me;
Thy Meal plan and thy Fast Pass, they comfort me.
Thou preparest me a table at the Crystal Palace through Advance Reservations;
Thou annointest me with merchandise; My baggage runneth overweight.

Surely trinkets and memories shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Mouse forever.

Ashes to animatronics... Dust to flume

That is great! But you should have posted it in the thread about dumping ashes in the POTC!:ROFLOL:
Edit: I just saw that you did post it in that thread! Good job!

 

[fizzle75]

A little sacreligious if you ask me but funny none the less. Is that from the new NDV (New Disney Version)bible I've been reading about?

 

[Lee]

Now THAT'S a Biblie I might actually read.

 

[happymom52003]

A little sacreligious if you ask me but funny none the less. Is that from the new NDV (New Disney Version)bible I've been reading about?

That was my thought too when I first started reading it. But then when I got to "Yea, though I float through the waters of the Pirates of the Caribbean,
I will fear no evil: For Walt art with me" and the part about the Fast Pass comforting, I was laughing so hard that I was no longer offended! But I showed my husband and he was offended and thought it was sacreligious. But he is not a disney freak like me!

 

[Ingrid]

How rude.

 

[Figment571]

Oh, come now. You have to have a little sense of humor. I agree it is a little in bad taste it is funny none the less. Besides you have to know God (or however you belive in) has a sense of humor. What is the platypus? God's joke. Is it a mammle, a bird, you have to admit it is a funny creature.

All I'm trying to say is to lighten up a tad.

Anyway I won't be on for a week cause I'm gonna be cruising. DCL of course, getting on tommorow. See y'all!

 

[lcsrig]

We all get "church" in our own ways. Every one is entitled to their own opinion. In mine, I love it. Great imagination!

 

[mkt]

As a respectful former christian, all I can say is...
LOL!

That being said, could the crucifixion be renamed "Jesus of Nazareth and the no good-very bad day?"

:lookaroun

 

[Mithrilmoon13]

Ok, if Disney wrote the Bible:

Mary, The Virgin Mother, would have been killed immediatly after the birth in some horribly violent way not seen on camera... only inferred.

Jesus would have only had one sidekick and it would have been some sort of singing animal.

The Angel Gabriel would have been a pleasantly plump woman who sang the good news.

The Earth would have been purchased on the sly and there would be Utilidors running from continent to continent.

And Hell would be a never-ending "Small World" ride. :lol:

 

[maggiegrace1]

I consider myself to be a religous person and I think it is cute..Not rude at all and nothing in it is making fun of God or taking his name in vain at all..

Like someone said..God ..I believe has a sense of humor also...