Trip Report I Vowed Never Again ~ Yet Here We Are! *COMPLETED*

Wait, what?

WDW-obsessed Tuvalu actually vowed never again ?!?!

Must. Read. More.


Clickbait! :joyfull:

But there is truth in my statement. I did vow not to visit the world whenever our spring break...always the first week in April....aligns with Easter. The first week of April typically brings heavy crowds since most southern school systems are out. I can handle heavy. But add in additional volume from schools that coordinate their break with Easter and “heavy” becomes INSANE. (Not quite the insanity of Christmas week....I am smart enough to avoid that, thanks to a one-day trip in 1994.)

But I’ve BEEN THERE ~
In 2009 (during the recession) when it took 40 minutes just to get through the Epcot parking booth....and the line for the boat ride in Mexico was out the front door of the pavilion....and Magic Kingdom was closed due to capacity.

In 2010 when the mid-morning standby wait for Test Track was 240 minutes (that’s 4 hours, people!) and the wait time for Nemo (Nemo!) was 150 minutes.

In 2015 when we watched the 6:45 am MK Welcome show in the dark because we wanted to ride a few attractions before the hordes descended.

Long lines to use the restrooms (always filthy because attendants couldn’t keep up); no available tables in quick-service locations, forcing guests to sit on the ground outside the restaurants; and a general atmosphere of cranky/angry guests who didn’t like dealing with the multitude any more than I did.

So I declared, DONE THAT!

Or so I thought.....

My darling daughter Em lives for spring break. As a student she vacationed (Disney or beach) every year but one ~ and there was nearly a mutiny! Now that she’s a teacher, going away for spring break has reached an even higher level of importance. 😉 With this year’s Easter/spring break overlap, we began researching other warm-weather destinations.

Guess what we discovered. Transportation, resort and dining costs were cheaper if we went to WDW! And having APs means our entertainment would be free. Em’s teacher budget would not be strained. The practical side of me could not argue....and the mom side of me could not disappoint my daughter.

We leave on Monday. We’re prepared. And we’re gonna be LIVE!

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A few Magic meet-ups are in the works. Hope to keep them a surprise (as long as @Zipitidoda doesn’t spill the beans! :cautious:)

Despite declining MagicBands for our upcoming stay, these arrived in yesterday’s mail ~

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Yeah, like we’re gonna wear the UGLY gray ones.....🙄

See Ya Real Soon!
 

Tuvalu

Premium Member
Original Poster
The day was going so well until we got to our room and encountered......

The dreaded cleaning cart!!
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And the mousekeeper was just entering our room.

“Do you want to use your room? I can come back,” she said.

“That’s okay, we’ll come back,” Em replied. She turned to me and whispered, “Cause there’s a good chance she won’t come back!”

Which, considering it is 2:30 pm....on a Friday....is likely.

So we walked to the food court to get some water. Em rounded the corner and was stopped by a CM who made a sorry attempt at flirting with her (think Ross Geller).

This is only part of the conversation:
He: “Where are you from?”
She: “Atlanta.”
He: “Are you here on vacation?”
🤦🏻‍♀️

Doesn’t her attire indicate someone ON VACATION??!!
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Slowly sipping our waters and hoping our room is ready soon.
 

DryerLintFan

Premium Member
The day was going so well until we got to our room and encountered......

The dreaded cleaning cart!!
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And the mousekeeper was just entering our room.

“Do you want to use your room? I can come back,” she said.

“That’s okay, we’ll come back,” Em replied. She turned to me and whispered, “Cause there’s a good chance she won’t come back!”

Which, considering it is 2:30 pm....on a Friday....is likely.

So we walked to the food court to get some water. Em rounded the corner and was stopped by a CM who made a sorry attempt at flirting with her (think Ross Geller).

This is only part of the conversation:
He: “Where are you from?”
She: “Atlanta.”
He: “Are you here on vacation?”
🤦🏻‍♀️

Doesn’t her attire indicate someone ON VACATION??!!
View attachment 275888

Slowly sipping our waters and hoping our room is ready soon.

Poor guy :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
 

93boomer

Premium Member
The day was going so well until we got to our room and encountered......

The dreaded cleaning cart!!
View attachment 275887

And the mousekeeper was just entering our room.

“Do you want to use your room? I can come back,” she said.

“That’s okay, we’ll come back,” Em replied. She turned to me and whispered, “Cause there’s a good chance she won’t come back!”

Which, considering it is 2:30 pm....on a Friday....is likely.

So we walked to the food court to get some water. Em rounded the corner and was stopped by a CM who made a sorry attempt at flirting with her (think Ross Geller).

This is only part of the conversation:
He: “Where are you from?”
She: “Atlanta.”
He: “Are you here on vacation?”
🤦🏻‍♀️

Doesn’t her attire indicate someone ON VACATION??!!
View attachment 275888

Slowly sipping our waters and hoping our room is ready soon.
Ha Em told him! That is too funny! :hilarious:
 

Tuvalu

Premium Member
Original Poster
So they are dropping off new “Guide to the Magic” in rooms today.

The former one in our room is on the left. New guide is on the right.
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Covers opened to first page in each. Old guide on top, new guide on bottom.
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Notice anything?

NO BOUNCE BACK OFFER in the new guide. (And yes, I flipped through the whole pamphlet.)

Telling, isn’t it?
 

sheriffwoody

Well-Known Member
So they are dropping off new “Guide to the Magic” in rooms today.

The former one in our room is on the left. New guide is on the right.
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Covers opened to first page in each. Old guide on top, new guide on bottom.
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Notice anything?

NO BOUNCE BACK OFFER in the new guide. (And yes, I flipped through the whole pamphlet.)

Telling, isn’t it?
Bad news for @Doc Disney :cry: I think she was wanting to try the bounceback offer when she's there next month. I had never tried booking one until this past trip, but neither resort I wanted was available. Think they're doing away with it?
 

Doc Disney

Well-Known Member
Bad news for @Doc Disney :cry: I think she was wanting to try the bounceback offer when she's there next month. I had never tried booking one until this past trip, but neither resort I wanted was available. Think they're doing away with it?
That would be my guess, based on the way the company is operating as of late.


NOOOOOOOOOOO
My hopes of staying at Beach Club are ruined :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:
 

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