I know what the next expansion should be....

Killnme

Killnme

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After spending time in MK over the last few days I know what the next expansion should be.

DAD'S land! (sorry ladies you could go shopping or something)( I will duck now while the ladies throw rotten food at me).

Only adult men taking a break from their families are allowed in. Heck, I bet dad's would use all their Fastpass+ on it.

It could be air conditioned, with dark leather recliners. And the only sounds you hear are roars from different sports crowds. Little virtual headbands taking you to the golf course or fishing.

What else could we add to it?

So who thinks I should pitch this to Disney?
 
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Megalodumb

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disney4life2008 said:
Ironic most dads that I see at disneyworld looked exhausted, tired, and want to leave.
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I've always noticed this too. I call it: "The Look Of Defeat".

There you are, walking along the crowded paths; rubbing shoulders with pedestrians coming & going in all directions. Then you look over toward the side, and there he is. Sitting on a bench. Usually holding a souvenir bag, cup(s), or other assorted item of his family member(s) who are probably off in some line or on some ride. You can see it in his eyes as he briefly glances at you. His facial expression screams: "HELP ME!!!", yet he sits remaining quiet. In most cases, only other adult males can read this coded expression of despair. Whether frustrated by the heat, crowds, noise, or gut-wrenching fear of the credit card bill to follow...this man sits quietly suffering internal misery. As fellow men walking past our defeated comrade, we usually say nothing, but we know. Sometimes we offer back a glance or a nod sending the message: "I feel ya, my brother...stay strong." But we know there is nothing we can do. Too many of our brethren have suffered this fate...and this is why I highly approve of the OP's plan for a Man Lounge to escape it all.

@Killnme , on behalf of all men who have ever suffered from "The Look Of Defeat"....I salute you!
 
Bob

Bob

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Killnme said:
After spending time in MK over the last few days I know what the next expansion should be.

DAD'S land! (sorry ladies you could go shopping or something)( I will duck now while the ladies throw rotten food at me).

Only adult men taking a break from their families are allowed in. Heck, I bet dad's would use all their Fastpass+ on it.

It could be air conditioned, with dark leather recliners. And the only sounds you hear are roars from different sports crowds. Little virtual headbands taking you to the golf course or fishing.

What else could we add to it?

So who thinks I should pitch this to Disney?
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I thought that this already existed over at Boardwalk....The ESPN Zone. :cool:
 
Weather_Lady

Weather_Lady

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safaribob said:
I thought that this already existed over at Boardwalk....The ESPN Zone. :cool:
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You beat me to it.

I dunno, my DH always seems to have a ball at WDW! No defeated look and no apparent desire to escape -- just a whole lotta fun with his adoring wife and kids, all the quality time on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad that he wants, enjoying $9 beers with dinner about which no one complains, being the primary park map-bearer and unquestioned guide, quickies with the wife in a hotel shower while the kids take a nap (otherwise known as "limited time magic" :hilarious::happy::jawdrop:), being fought over as the preferred giver of piggyback rides and bedtime stories, and all the feelings of manly manliness that those things entail. We go on vacation to spend time together, like God and Walt intended, not to retreat to our gender-stereotyped opposite corners. :rolleyes: Then again, we don't wear him out either: we take it slow so that we don't get exhausted, tempers don't flare, and everybody gets to do what they want.

Escaping to a man cave is for sissies. ;)
 
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Killnme

Killnme

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Weather_Lady said:
You beat me to it.

I dunno, my DH always seems to have a ball at WDW! No defeated look and no apparent desire to escape -- just a whole lotta fun with his adoring wife and kids, all the quality time on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad that he wants, enjoying $9 beers with dinner about which no one complains, being the primary park map-bearer and unquestioned guide, quickies with the wife in a hotel shower while the kids take a nap (otherwise known as "limited time magic" :hilarious::happy::jawdrop:), being fought over as the preferred giver of piggyback rides and bedtime stories, and all the feelings of manly manliness that those things entail. We go on vacation to spend time together, like God and Walt intended, not to retreat to our gender-stereotyped opposite corners. :rolleyes: Then again, we don't wear him out either: we take it slow so that we don't get exhausted, tempers don't flare, and everybody gets to do what they want.

Escaping to a man cave is for sissies. ;)
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Hey SafariBob- you think we could some how work in the "limited time magic" with the princess in Dad's Land?
 
Cmdr_Crimson

Cmdr_Crimson

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Killnme said:
Only adult men taking a break from their families are allowed in. Heck, I bet dad's would use all their Fastpass+ on it.

It could be air conditioned, with dark leather recliners. And the only sounds you hear are roars from different sports crowds. Little virtual headbands taking you to the golf course or fishing.

What else could we add to it?

So who thinks I should pitch this to Disney?
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Good greasy food and Disney Princesses looking like this...
PrincesseDisneyenGuerriretouteslesguerriresDisney.jpeg

COUNT ME IN!!:happy:
 

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