I have seen the light

[mrdisman]

I probably will never be one of them. I can get a little......angry.

good to know

 

[donaldtoo]

I probably will never be one of them. I can get a little......angry.

Oh myyyyy...!

 

[Pooh Lover]

Here's one...

Do you live with an accountant? Yeah. Yeah, that's good. If you ever have trouble falling asleep, just ask them about their day...you'll be out in minutes...

You are right. I am boring....very boring. I have nothing to add to any conversation. Go watch the grass grow....nothing to see here.

 

[Pooh Lover]

I will also say, though, that I have some pretty cute video of our kiddos at a range with a Mossberg 500, a Glock .40, and an AR-15.

Brings tears to my eyes.

 

[mrdisman]

You are right. I am boring....very boring. I have nothing to add to any conversation. Go watch the grass grow....nothing to see here.

note to self: She carries a weapon...

 

[Pooh Lover]

note to self: She carries a weapon...

I don't. I don't need one. My personality is my greatest defense....I've heard that more than once...LOL.

 

[Pooh Lover]

good to know

Yes it is.

 

[mrdisman]

I don't. I don't need one. My personality is my greatest defense....I've heard that more than once...LOL.

definitely works for birth control...
ouu...a good comeback...I haven't had one all day...

please don't kill me

 

[Pooh Lover]

definitely works for birth control...
ouu...a good comeback...I haven't had one all day...

please don't kill me

Like your jokes are killing me. Knuck, knuck, knuck.....stooge.

 

[donaldtoo]

Brings tears to my eyes.

In a good way, I hope...?

 

[Pooh Lover]

In a good way, I hope...?

Of course, WA, of course.

 

[Pooh Lover]

definitely works for birth control...
ouu...a good comeback...I haven't had one all day...

please don't kill me

You should be ashamed of yourself picking on a woman.

 

[donaldtoo]

Like your jokes are killing me. Knuck, knuck, knuck.....stooge.

I think that's actually... "Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck".
And yes, only a stooge would know.
HA! Beat ya' to it!!!
Somehow, I don't think I won that one...?!?!

 

[mrdisman]

Like your jokes are killing me. Knuck, knuck, knuck.....stooge.

a man is sitting in his doctor's office after an exam. The doctor says, I have some bad news for you...you only have six months to live. Man says, "doctor...is there anything I can do?" Doctor says..."well you can marry an accountant." Man says, "Will that prolong my life?" Doctor says, "No, but it'll seem longer."

 

[Pooh Lover]

I think that's actually... "Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck".
And yes, only a stooge would know.
HA! Beat ya' to it!!!
Somehow, I don't think I won that one...?!?!

By golly, you're right! Thanks for helping me on that one, fellow stooge fan.

 

[mrdisman]

You should be ashamed of yourself picking on a woman.

yes...I am ashamed...now can you please put the safety back on...

 

[Pooh Lover]

a man is sitting in his doctor's office after an exam. The doctor says, I have some bad news for you...you only have six months to live. Man says, "doctor...is there anything I can do?" Doctor says..."well you can marry an accountant." Man says, "Will that prolong my life?" Doctor says, "No, but it'll seem longer."

Let me just say that besides wielding a mean mechanical pencil, I DO have several redeeming qualities.

 

[Pooh Lover]

yes...I am ashamed...now can you please put the safety back on...

I can still beat you with it.

 

[mrdisman]

Let me just say that besides wielding a mean mechanical pencil, I DO have several redeeming qualities.

yes...I know...that's why I like you

 

[mrdisman]

I can still beat you with it.

yeah...but then you'd have to move in close and I'd be able to karate chop you