I hate Donald's Boat

[ToTBellHop]

I heard from my Bus Driver that they were going to have a Donald AA singing "My Heart Will Go On".

Every day, children will shriek with delight as Donald slips under the foam water as Daisy proclaims "I'll never let go, Donald. I'll never let go." And then she'll let go. :lookaroun

 

[raven]

Lemme tell you about offensive...I saw a little kid running around Donald's Boad naked who decided to mark a side of the boat his "territory." Talk about MAGIC in the Magic Kingdom...I blame the Imagineers, personally. It was clear to me that the blue foam tricked Junior into thinking it was a giant toilet. I shall write a STRONGLY worded letter to Meg Crofton.

I saw something even more gross at Epcot in 1998. We were waiting in a very long line for Horizons and we were backed up to the area between Horizons and Wonders of Life. A foreign woman decided to let her 7-year old daughter go up on the hill and take a...um.. you-know-what...right there in view of everyone waiting in line. The worst part was that her back was to us and everyone saw "it" drop from her backside. I didn't know exactly what was happening until it happened. The weird thing was that there is a bathroom in that same area. :hurl:

 

[PKD]

I saw something even more gross at Epcot in 1998. We were waiting in a very long line for Horizons and we were backed up to the area between Horizons and Wonders of Life. A foreign woman decided to let her 7-year old daughter go up on the hill and take a...um.. you-know-what...right there in view of everyone waiting in line. The worst part was that her back was to us and everyone saw "it" drop from her backside. I didn't know exactly what was happening until it happened. The weird thing was that there is a bathroom in that same area.

Now we know the REAL reason why Horizons was closed.

 

[ToTBellHop]

**BREAKING NEWS: Donald's Boat has become shipwrecked. Duck in peril. Children lost diapers. More news as it floats in...








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