I bent my Wookie...

[imagineer99]

Ralph: Mrs. Hoover, I'm not allowed to use scissors.
Mrs. Hoover: Don't worry Ralph (tries cutting here wrist with scissors) these things couldn't cut butter.

 

[artvandelay]

"Mommy, I can't open my milk."

"Ralph, I'm not your mommy, i'm Miss Hoover."

 

[imagineer99]

MRS. HOOVER: Anyone besides Lisa for a change?
RALPH: (frantically raising his hand) Ooh! Oooh!
MRS. HOOVER: Ralph, this better not be about your cat!
RALPH: (Ralph sadly puts down his hand)

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Ms. Hoover, my worm crawled into my mouth and I ate it.

 

[tigsmom]

"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"

This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."

You're King David! I love you 'cause you kill people

 

[artvandelay]

My cat's name is mittens