How would you improve your least favorite attraction?

[WondersOfLife]

Record new songs for Country Bear Jamboree. I think new music would make it more watchable. "Blood on the Saddle"... no thanks. Not that it offends me... it just stinks!

Yea blood on the saddle is definitely one of the best funniest part of the show.

Otherwise I agree with you, a show like Country Bear Jamboree would work a hundred times better country music parody-style instead. It would play a lot better to the audience. And I don't mean how they did that for Under New Management shoe-horning Disney characters into the attraction.

Country Bear Jamboree has already done it before with Christmas and a Vacation Hoedown, and those two shows still run in Tokyo! They play rotating between the three shows there, I don't see why WDW can't have that either except for the fact that they're just lazy.

 

[Magenta Panther]

Let's say that you were tasked with improving your least favorite attractions in the park. What would you do?

Re-script Stitch so that it's actually entertaining instead of obnoxious.

 

[Cinkadeus]

Completely scrap the Tomorrowland Speedway. I can't believe this is still a thing. This should have died with the skyway. Its loud, obtrusive, smells, takes up too much space, and doesn't work properly. Build an Alice (or similar franchise) dark ride with RFID trackless tech in its place.

 

[MississippiBelle]

Get rid of "It's Tough to be a Bug" and put something else there. I doubt any kid now has seen that movie and when I was a kid the "scary bug" scene scared the daylights right out of me. No one should have spiders dangled above their heads... it's just inhumane.

 

[MausCouture]

Demo Stitch. You're welcome in advance.

 

[Zackattack1101]

Replace Buzz with a better "one man's dream" ride and update COP for a fifth and final scene, and make that area a Walt Disney tribute area with a few other things there.Boom !New land!

 

[JohnD]

Gut Energy and start over. Short of that is really too much effort to get new audio and video recording of Ellen for the attraction? I mean, she is recording Finding Dory (or will in the near future). Make use of her while you've got her. Either come up with a new story line or bring her, Alex Trebek, Bill the Science Guy and Jamie Lee Curtis into the 21st Century.

 

[Phineas]

Completely scrap the Tomorrowland Speedway. I can't believe this is still a thing. This should have died with the skyway. Its loud, obtrusive, smells, takes up too much space, and doesn't work properly. Build an Alice (or similar franchise) dark ride with RFID trackless tech in its place.

Seriously.

You go to Disney to experience Dark Rides-they're basically an art form perfected by Disney, and some of the most memorable, timeless experiences on property.

No one has ever lined up at opening, to make a beeline to the Speedway. Okay, I'm sure someone has, but you know what I mean.

 

[CaptainAmerica]

Completely scrap the Tomorrowland Speedway. I can't believe this is still a thing. This should have died with the skyway. Its loud, obtrusive, smells, takes up too much space, and doesn't work properly. Build an Alice (or similar franchise) dark ride with RFID trackless tech in its place.

You just described 50% of the guests.

 

[Cinkadeus]

You just described 50% of the guests.

Heh, well played.

 

[Bairstow]

YES. JUST YES. And bring back S.I.R. too!

Maybe they could bring back S.I.R. and replace Skippy in the preshow with Stitch.
S.I.R. gets fed up with Stitch's attitude and suspends his teleportation... indefinitely.

 

[Disney4family]

Remove Frozen from Norway. Oh...wait...hold that thought...

 

[Jeff456]

Since this was my first thought, and its already posted I'll say I'd gut the entire Captain EO attraction and just replacing it with a snack cart would be an improvement. Let MJ and this farce fade away.

This 100%, although bringing back honey I shrunk the audience would be a massive improvement in itself.

 

[bhg469]

Turn soarin with dust bunnies over California into a ride worthy of that much space that it takes up. The ride system is cool but the projection is terrible. I don't know how anyone else can enjoy that blurry mess anymore.

 

[Dead2009]

Remove Frozen from Norway. Oh...wait...hold that thought...

"Let it go"....

 

[roj2323]

Gut it and replace it with something worthy of being in tomorrowland.

 

[roj2323]

Turn soarin with dust bunnies over California into a ride worthy of that much space that it takes up. The ride system is cool but the projection is terrible. I don't know how anyone else can enjoy that blurry mess anymore.

give them about a year. they are working on it. New digital projectors are part of the new show.

 

[The Empress Lilly]

I'd improve Alladin's Magic Crapfest.by bulldozing it.

 

[bhg469]

give them about a year. they are working on it. New digital projectors are part of the new show.

Yup I know, I still see myself riding it maybe two more times since I know I'll be just as bored with it as the original it is my least favorite ride for multiple reasons.