Let's say that you were tasked with improving your least favorite attractions in the park. What would you do?
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How would you improve your least favorite attraction?
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Chef Kronk
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Get rid of that darn chili burp in Stitch's Great Escape and make the Tomorrowland Speedway cars faster and trackless.
DisneyManOne
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Replace JIIWF with restored version of original JII (with modern-day ride technology and a non-screwing-itself-into-the-ground-turntable).
officialtom
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Burn the Canadian circlevision video in a ceremonial bonfire on a barge, and then replace it with a Soarin'-like experience showcasing the vastness and beauty of the Canadian landscape (coastal, rural, mountains, urban, arctic, etc.).
I would also burn the chainsaws and logs from the lumberjack show at the same time, and bring back an Off Kilter-like show with actual Canadian acts.
I would also burn the chainsaws and logs from the lumberjack show at the same time, and bring back an Off Kilter-like show with actual Canadian acts.
bethymouse
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Get rid of Lights Motor Action! Oh! Oops! They might be doing that!
JIMINYCR
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Since this was my first thought, and its already posted I'll say I'd gut the entire Captain EO attraction and just replacing it with a snack cart would be an improvement. Let MJ and this farce fade away.
WondersOfLife
Blink, blink. Breathe, breathe. Day in, day out.
Make Stitch's Great Escape live up to what the pre-shows are making guests expect. Perhaps they could change it to where you have one of those green laser guns and you have to try to shoot stitch as he causes the mayhem around you. No should-harnesses in the circular building but instead, you board a stationary vehicle (think the buzz lightyear vehicle, but stationary) that is able to turn with a joy stick. Your gun is modeled after the ones in the movies used to try and shoot Stitch. Different projections of Stitch appear randomly all over the place on the ceiling and the walls. It can still keep the basic story of him appearing in the central teleportation chamber then breaking out. Then instead of turning the lights completely off they just get really dark enough for you to be able to find stitch and shoot him. Have a green-light laser effect.
They wouldn't even need to change anything about the main point of the ride! Have some more stitch AAs pop out of the ceiling and you have to try and shoot him. Spit effects when that happens. I think this version of the attraction would be a huge hit!
They wouldn't even need to change anything about the main point of the ride! Have some more stitch AAs pop out of the ceiling and you have to try and shoot him. Spit effects when that happens. I think this version of the attraction would be a huge hit!
DisneyJunkie
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Completely gut everything from the location where the bad Alien Encounter and worse Stitch's Escape attractions were/are and not let anything else in there until it's worthwhile. Completely remove Tomorrowland Speedway and reuse that area for 2 dark rides for Fantasyland (based on Pinocchio and Alice in Wonderland) and a bigger (and advanced) version of Buzz Lightyear (a longer ride, no max-out on scores, and detachable guns). The existing Buzz Lightyear space can be repurposed to a dark "Build Your Own Future" kind of ride very similar to the old Horizons attraction.
WondersOfLife
Blink, blink. Breathe, breathe. Day in, day out.
I respect your opinion but I also hate it. O' Canada is amazing compared to the snooze fest of Reflections of China. At least Martin Short is entertaining to listen to.
orlando678-
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Get rid of Captain Eo and make it a ride similar to despicable me minion mayhem but now we will follow Figment and the Dreamfinder through some dreams. For example you would enter the dream of one boy where he is a pirate and you will go under the sea and see mermaids or a kraken and you will enter a girls dream with castles and unicorns, but then nightmares invade and various fears like spiders, heights etc. You and the dreamfinder will have to find a way to get rid of the nightmares.
Bairstow
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If I can't actually detonate a fuel/air explosive inside Gran Fiesta tour, I'd turn it into kind of a hybrid of Rio Del Tiempo and the current attraction, bringing back the awesome music and films from the original pre-Columbian Indian section at the beginning of the ride and installing animatronics for the ending. Supposedly the Three Caballeros animatronics from The Mickey Mouse Review were shipped from Tokyo and have been sitting backstage at EPCOT for years, but the park's management has been too cheap and lazy to actually install and program them.
The contrast would be jarring, but at least the entire ride wouldn't be totally insipid.
The contrast would be jarring, but at least the entire ride wouldn't be totally insipid.
ULPO46
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Because of Liability reasons, they can't be trackless. As for the stitch burp, i'm still surprised that this attraction has with stood the test of time. No child born since 2005 probably has made stitch there favorite character from a sci fi point of view. It's time to see it change.
ULPO46
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Forget programming them if they are for sale i'd want to buy them.If I can't actually detonate a fuel/air explosive inside Gran Fiesta tour, I'd turn it into kind of a hybrid of Rio Del Tiempo and the current attraction, bringing back the awesome music and films from the original pre-Columbian Indian section at the beginning of the ride and installing animatronics for the ending. Supposedly the Three Caballeros animatronics from The Mickey Mouse Review were shipped from Tokyo and have been sitting backstage at EPCOT for years, but the park's management has been too cheap and lazy to actually install and program them.
The contrast would be jarring, but at least the entire ride wouldn't be totally insipid.
mouskateer carrie
Active Member
Record new songs for Country Bear Jamboree. I think new music would make it more watchable. "Blood on the Saddle"... no thanks. Not that it offends me... it just stinks!
orlando678-
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Except for the fact that its one of the most enjoyable parts of the show.
mouskateer carrie
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but I've had my share of the rest.
matt9112
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Isn't canada
isn't Canada just a big state to the north? Bahahahah
matt9112
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Yu
You could digitalize waivers for track less fyi attach it to magic bands have it signed electronic before you arrive.
You could digitalize waivers for track less fyi attach it to magic bands have it signed electronic before you arrive.
officialtom
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Them's fightin words!!!