How to waste hours on-line - "Stumble Upon" for Firefox

[wdwishes2005]

ROFL
http://www.andyfoulds.co.uk/amusement/bushv2.htm
http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/dinoriki/phliez/work-well-together.html

 

[wdwishes2005]

http://www.lovethosekids.com/illusions/aaillus.htm creepy....

 

[wdwishes2005]

Using a tool found here

I translated the bread post into 12 your old aol user language...

!!111!!!!!1!1!!11!!!!1 LOL BREAD IS DANGAROUS !
RESEARCH!!1!!!1!!!1!1!!! OMG ON BR3AD INDICAETS TAHT
11!1111! MORA THAN 98 PERC3NT OF CONVICT3D FELONS R BRAAD US3RS
21!1! OMG FULY HALF OF AL CHILDREN WHO GROW UP IN BREAD-CONSUMNG HOUSAHOLDS SCORA BLOW AEVRAEG ON STANDARDIEZD TASTS
3!111!!! OMG LOL IN DA 18TH CANTURY WHAN VIRTUALY AL BR3AD WAS BAEKD IN DA HOMA TEH AEVRAEG LIEF 3XP3CTANCY WAS L3S THAN 50 YEARS INFANT MORTALITY RAETS WAR3 UNAC3PTABLY HIGH MANY WOMEN DEID IN CHILDBIRTH AND DIESAESS SUCH AS TYPHOID YALOW FEV3R AND INFLUENZA RAVAEGD WHOLA NATIONS
4!11!!11 OMG LOL MORE THAN 90 PARC3NT OF VIOLENT CRIEMS R COMITED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF 3ATNG BREAD
511!1 OMG BRAAD IS MAED FROM A SUBSTANCE CALED DOUGH!!!1 OMG LOL IT HAS BEN PROVEN TAHT AS LITLA AS ONA POUND OF DOUGH CAN B US3D 2 SUFOCAET A MOUSE111!! LOL DA AEVRAEG MERICAN AATS MORE BREAD THAN TAHT IN ON3 MONTH
61!1!111! PRIMITIEV TRIBAL SOCEITEIS TAHT HAEV NO BR3AD 3XHIBIT A LOW INCIEDNCA OF CANC3R ALZH3IEMRS PARKINSONS DIESAES AND OSTEOPOROSIS
71!!1!!!! BR3AD HAS BEN PROVEN 2 B ADICTIEV1!1!1 OMG LOL SUBJACTS DEPRIEVD OF BREAD AND GIEVN ONLY W8R 2 AAT BGAD FOR BREAD AFTAR AS LITLE AS TWO DAYS
811!1!!!! LOL BR3AD IS OFTEN A GAETWAY FOD IETM LEADNG TEH USER 2 HARDER IETMS SUCH AS BUTER J3LY PAANUT BUT3R AND EVEN COLD CUTS
9!11111! BR3AD HAS BAN PROV3N 2 ABSORB W8R111!! OMG LOL SINC3 TEH HUMAN BODY IS MORE THAN 90 PARC3NT W8R IT FOLOWS TAHT 3ATNG BRAAD CUD L3AD 2 UR BODY BNG TAEKN OVER BY THIS ABSORPTIEV FOD PRODUCT TURNNG U IN2 A SOGY GOAY BR3AD-PUDNG P3RSON
10!1!!!! NAWBORN BABEIS CAN CHOK3 ON BREAD
1!!!11 LOL BRAAD IS BAEKD AT TAMP3RATUR3S AS HIGH AS 40 D3GRES FAHR3NHAIT!11!!!! OMG TAHT KIND OF HAAT CAN KIL AN ADULT IN LES THAN ONA MINUT3
12!!1!1!! OMG LOL MOST MARICAN BR3AD E8RS R UT3RLY UNABL3 2 DISTNGUISH BTWEN SIGNIFICANT SCEINTIFIC FACT AND MEANNGL3S STATISTICAL BABLNG
IN!!!1 OMG LIGHT OF TH3SA FRIGHT3NNG STATISTIS IT HAS BAN PROPOS3D TAHT TEH FOLOWNG BREAD RESTRICTIONS B MAED
1!1!111!1 LOL NO SAEL OF BREAD 2 MINORS
2!111 OMG A NATIONWIED JUST SAY NO 2 2AST CMPAGEN COMPL3TE C3L3BRITY TV SPOTS AND BUMPAR STIKERS
3!1!! A 30 PERCENT FADARAL TAX ON AL BRAAD 2 PAY FOR AL TEH SOCEITAL ILS WE MIGHT ASOCIAET WIT BR3AD
4!111! LOL NO ANIMAL OR HUMAN IMAEGS NOR ANY PRIMARY COLORS (WHICH MAY APAAL 2 CHILDREN) MAY B USED 2 PROMOTE BR3AD USAEG
5!11! OMG DA ESTABLISHM3NT OF BRAAD-FRE ZONES AROUND SKOOLS
THIS!1!!111 OMG ARTICL3 WAS WRITEN BY BS!!!111!! WH3ATBRY IN A D3SERT AFTAR CONSUMNG MAS QUANTITEIS OF YAAST BREAD THAN RAALIZNG HIS CANTEN WAS 3MPTY1!!111 LOL (SERIOUSLY P ) FOUND WIT STUMBLE UPON..!1!1!!!11!!1!11!1!1! OMG

 

[wdwishes2005]

WARNING, graphic bunny suicides through this link, kids, look away

ROFL.. I love this book... http://people.freenet.de/schnubelken/bunnys/ and this game is really fun.

 

[barnum42]

"ATTENTION ALL GROWNUPS. Your "inner child" has long been waiting for a chance to usurp control of your body and force it to perform certain actions. The time is now at hand. Read and follow the instructions below. Do this now."

http://www.amasci.com/~billb/cgi-bin/instr/instr.html

 

[Number_6]

ROFL.. I love this book... http://people.freenet.de/schnubelken/bunnys/ and this game is really fun.

You should probably warn people with kids in the room to have their kids look away. Some of them might get pretty upset if they saw those.

 

[wdwishes2005]

Lol, done