Not all of these really apply to me...I thought some of you could use the advice though. 
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point your hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask them if they would like fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for ***ual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the phophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what *** they are, then laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard (Your Name).
17. When the money comes out of the ATM machine, scream "I Won!" "3rd time this week!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running twards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point your hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask them if they would like fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for ***ual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the phophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what *** they are, then laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard (Your Name).
17. When the money comes out of the ATM machine, scream "I Won!" "3rd time this week!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running twards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
