How often have you "stolen a LINE from WDW"?

[bjlc57]

I work in a call center.. and I had a lady on the phone who's name was Schweitzer and I couldn't help it.. I stole the line from the Jungle Cruise about Schweitzer falls.. named after Dr. Falls.. plus one day I was talking about a man with a Wooden leg named Smith.. and I told the customer.. that I didn't know the name of his other leg... do you ever use or steal a line from WDW?

 

[LondonGopher]

This one's for all of us old enough to remember the submarines (RIP 20,000 Leagues ):

When I take my kid off a crowded train, I always say what they used to announce at the subs' point of disembarkation: "Please take small children firmly by the ear, watch your head and step."

DS used to think it was pretty funny, but now I just get, "Muth-ERR". Still makes me smile, though. Every time.

 

[Robert Rosko]

In an effort to re-enforce safety at my place of work, I remind all associates about picking things up off the floor by reciting a line from the Jungle Cruise about crossing the center crates on the boat: "Not only is it a tripping hazard, but it's also a fire hazard. You'll trip, I'll laugh, and I'll get fired."

 

[bethymouse]

Hakuna Matata... what a wonderful phrase!

 

[Tom]

In an effort to re-enforce safety at my place of work, I remind all associates about picking things up off the floor by reciting a line from the Jungle Cruise about crossing the center crates on the boat: "Not only is it a tripping hazard, but it's also a fire hazard. You'll trip, I'll laugh, and I'll get fired."

I love it!

 

[JasonDeyoung]

I may or may not recite some monorail speals and an occasional Stacey line here and there

 

[Arthur Wellesley]

I greet people coming into Wal-Mart every Friday from 5:00pm to 11:00pm. I stand at the doorway, and every time someone walks in, I say (in my best Nordic accent): "You are not the first to pass this way...nor shall you be the last."

Of course, management would find this act more appealing if I actually worked for the store.

 

[melmel89]

All the time! it's usually a villains snappy one liner when my students are misbehaving, some of Scars lines are irresistible when dealing with undergrads!

 

[rsoxguy]

Every time that I have to use the bathroom in my hallway and I forget to shut the door, I say "no privacy at all around here" when guests come through and gasp in horror and disgust.

 

[Disney4family]

All the time! it's usually a villains snappy one liner when my students are misbehaving, some of Scars lines are irresistible when dealing with undergrads!

My husband just pushes the Scar button on his desk that he got in the parks. I'm waiting for the day when he's asked to pack up his desk. How many times can people take - I'm surrounded by idiots - without getting upset.

 

[melmel89]

My husband just pushes the Scar button on his desk that he got in the parks. I'm waiting for the day when he's asked to pack up his desk. How many times can people take - I'm surrounded by idiots - without getting upset.

That's Brilliant, I think I need that in my life!

 

[belledream]

Whenever there's a hearty thunderstorm going on: "And it rained...and it rained...and it rained...the deluge."

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

I have the Twilight Zone soundbyte on my Smartphone...Perfect fun.....For Elevators...And it does get a laugh..

 

[EOD K9]

Thank you for your submission is always a good line. Although the public doesn't always seem to care for it.

 

[SyracuseDisneyFan]

Sometimes, I find myself reciting the spiel from Haunted Mansion and a song from Splash Mountain.

 

[DizneyPryncess]

More often than not, I say "Here we goooo!" when I start my car. My 3 year old thinks it's funny, at least for now. I suppose that's more stealing a line from Peter Pan the movie rather than the attraction though.

 

[ImagineerDude]

Whenever I'm riding with my mom in a car one of us will always say "driver all clear" then beep the horn when turning

 

[SyracuseDisneyFan]

I downloaded There's A Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow on my iPod.

 

[Doug Means]

My husband just pushes the Scar button on his desk that he got in the parks. I'm waiting for the day when he's asked to pack up his desk. How many times can people take - I'm surrounded by idiots - without getting upset.

where do i get one of those?

 

[Disney4family]

where do i get one of those?

We picked it up in Mouse Gear. We also have a Mickey one that says, "Oh boy!". My husband wants to bring that one in for dept meetings when they push "team spirit". Again, how soon before they ask him to pack up his desk...