WAAAIIIT!!! Don't make fun!!! It happened to me too!!
Here's my story:
I think this man has worked with Disney in the past. When I saw him, it was love at first sight. I couldn't utter a sound--I--only watched him with bated breath. I don't think he noticed me, although he seemed SO closeby--larger than life. I could see his long, dark flowing hair billowing in the wind. He was...an angel, spirited down from heaven, with a gift for sailing and spouting clever phrases. I loved the way some of his teeth glinted gold in the sunlight, the way his hands flailed as he stumbled around, seemingly drunk. The hat was incredibly sexy.
I knew I should have said something. But then, before I knew it, he was gone. Just like that. And the credits started rolling.
I have only heard rumors of his whereabouts, and who he may be with--something about...a chocolate factory....and...oh my! Married to a dead woman??
I know he will sail the seas again, but when?
If you're reading this Mr. Depp, call me. :animwink:
